By Joel Thurtell
Mitt Romney sure knows how to light a fire.
He mobilized my base.
Thank you, Mitt, for naming Tea Party Know-Nothing Paul Ryan as your running mate.
It was like a Thermos full of coffee to me.
I’m wide awake, checkbook in hand.
And now I realize I’m way behind on my political donations.
Tell you what, Mitt, your total lack of discernible core principles, your willingness to renounce your own achievements — for example, health insurance in Massachussetts — your imbecilic utterances in England and Israel, made it a sure thing whom I’ll be voting for in November.
But Paul Ryan as Vice President?
The man who wants to dismantle Medicare and Social Security — you’d put him a heartbeat from the Presidency?
As VP, Mitt, Paul Ryan will push his core goals down your unprincipled gullet.
We wouldn’t need Mitt Romney dead and Paul Ryan as President to get Paul Ryan’s core values rammed up our behinds.
Mitt, there’s a reason why I call you a “twit.”
Did they not teach you at Cranbrook to learn from history?
Did you fail to notice the meat grinder President George W. Bush got into when he talked about privatizing Social Security?
Does your phenomenal wealth make you completely tone deaf to the needs of people like me who depend on Medicare and Social Security?
Talk about mobilizing the masses!
Nice job, Mitt.
I need to get started with my 2012 donations.
Mitt, you are some political genius.
You sure appealed to the base.
Dummkopf!
I belong to the DEMOCRATIC base!
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