Unmeasuring the Rouge

Blast furnaces on Zug Island at the mouth of the Rouge River, Michigan's dirtiest, most industrialized waterway. Joel Thurtell photo

Blast furnaces on Zug Island at the mouth of the Rouge River, Michigan's dirtiest, most industrialized waterway. Joel Thurtell photo

The New York Times did a bang-up job today, November 23, 2009, reporting on hazardous pollution created by municipal sewer systems. Glad they found the story. This kind of national attention to a serious problem that is getting worse is long overdue. For a regional perspective and look at the dirtiest river in Michigan, I’d like to suggest further reading for the Times reporter: The book I co-authored with Patricia Beck, Up the Rouge! Paddling Detroit’s Hidden River, published last March by Wayne State University Press.

Our book, ostensibly about a 27-mile canoe trip on the Rouge back in 2005, aims at detailing the abuses we humans have inflicted on this industrialized waterway since people started using it as an appendage of their toilets and as a dump for industrial waste.

On Dec. 10, 2008, Metro Times published my article, “Unmeasuring the Rouge,”  about the official retreat from actually measuring the harm we’ve done to the Rouge. The same officials who orchestrated this “unmeasuring” have proclaimed the war against pollution has been won. Nothing has changed in the nearly year that has passed since my Metro Times story ran, except things keep getting worse.

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By Joel Thurtell

USGS hydrological technician Robert Howell checks instruments in the Rouge River. Joel Thurtell photo.

USGS hydrological technician Robert Howell checks instruments in the Rouge River. Joel Thurtell photo.

On an overcast morning in November, 2008, I followed Mapquest step-by-step to a bridge on Military Street spanning the Lower Rouge River in Dearborn. I did a very un-Mapquest thing — hopped my car over a curb, stowing it on a sidewalk. I popped the trunk, pulled on hip waders and tromped across the bridge where, just beyond the guardrail, I found the guy who emailed me that helpful parking tip. He wore an orange t-shirt and cap. He had on chest waders, too, and was hauling deep-cycle storage batteries out of a big metal box supported by two 4-by-4-inch posts.

A few steps away, a steep embankment dropped down to the Rouge. Robert Howell, a 30-year-old hydrological technician with the U.S. Geological Survey, was removing water quality monitoring equipment from a USGS stream-flow gauging station. I thought I was going to observe him mothballing the gear for the winter. I would be shocked minutes later to learn he was dismantling the water quality measuring instruments, perhaps forever.

On November 1 of 2008, I watched Howell working with equipment at monitoring sites that were measuring more than water velocity and volume, the usual USGS targets. They were also recording levels of underwater dissolved oxygen and water temperature. Those are important yardsticks of the river’s ability to sustain marine life. I’d recently heard Cave talking about improvements in dissolved oxygen which, she implied, were the result of spending $1.6 billion on a project to cleanse the Rouge – a program known as the Rouge River National Wet Weather Demonstration Project that was managed by her. Now I was seeing firsthand, I believed, how her data were collected.

I was fascinated to see how the instrument that measures water quality is submerged in the river by way of a long length of black PVC pipe that also runs partway under the riverbank before emerging above ground where technicians can service it. On a typical maintenance day, which takes place every few weeks, the techs pull monitoring heads and clean them before submerging them once again in the river.

Howell, a fisheries biology graduate of Lake Superior State University in Sault Ste. Marie, was explaining his techniques as he scrambled up and down the soaking, clay-sided bank, steadying himself with a rope looped around one of the gauging station legs.  Then at one point, he was stewing about whether to thread a line through that PVC pipe, just in case someone might want to re-install the instruments that measure dissolved oxygen and temperature in the Rouge.

Re-install them? I thought. “Wait a minute,” I said. “Are you saying USGS is shutting down water quality monitoring at this site?”

“From all four Rouge sites,” he said. “Unless somebody else wants to pay for it, it’s finished.” He mentioned two entities involved in the decision – ECT and ARC. The Alliance of Rouge Communities, or ARC, is a consortium of several dozen local governments now challenging the state over terms of state-issued storm water permits. ARC had been underwriting the USGS cost of the data collection, Howell told me. ARC is run day to day by staff from ECT, or Environmental Consulting Technologies, Inc. ARC’s executive director is James Ridgway, a vice-president of ECT, who confirmed that ARC, funded 50-50 by federal and local money, did indeed cut the testing.

I was stunned first because USGS had only been collecting water quality data since 1999. Before that, zilch. Eight years of data. Now, zilch again. After November 1, 2008, you can say what you want about Rouge River water quality — as far as dissolved oxygen, nobody in future can prove or disprove your claims.

Dissolved oxygen is what fish and other aquatic animals breathe. When it falls to low levels, underwater life can’t survive. Like fish, organic pollutants like human and animal waste use up  oxygen. Also, the warmer the water, the lower the oxygen. That’s why the USGS was measuring temperature as well as DO levels.

Secondly, I was shocked to learn that ARC and ECT had pulled the plug. In fact, the funds came from Wayne County, I later learned, but county and ARC  and work closely together. Wayne County’s environment director, Kurt Heise, is co-chairman of ARC.  ECT’s Ridgway was on the ground floor of the $1.6 billion Rouge demonstration plan. He helped design it. ECT has been a contractor on the project for years.

Are not measurements needed to gauge the success of the project?

I called and emailed Ridgway, asking what happened. His answer was blunt: “It’s all about money. The EPA used to monitor and the MDEQ used to monitor and the budgets have been cut and they’ve stopped. I’m working with folks on the Obama transition team, and I’m arguing that EPA has to remember that collecting data is important. We’ve been robbing little pots of money to do monitoring in southeastern Michigan, which is not being done any place else, not being done at all, and we’re running out of places to rob.”

Lack of money, Ridgway said, “Is complicating matters. How do we know if our water is getting clean? Nobody is measuring anything.”

That wasn’t the message I got from Ridgway on October 24, a couple weeks before I met Howell. I heard Ridgway declare success at a public meeting on the status of the Rouge at the University of Michigan-Dearborn. He said, “If somebody would have told me 20 years ago that the Rouge River would be fishable and swimmable most of the time, I would not have believed it, and yet we have done it.”

No swimming, please! Huge Detroit sewer outlet on Six Mile near Telegraph in Detroit spews hundreds of thousands of gallons of storm water, toilet waste and industrial when it rains hard. On our 2005 canoe trip, we saw condoms hanging like water balloons form low-hanging tree branches and toilet paper encrusting sewer grates. Joel Thurtell photo

No swimming, please! Huge Detroit sewer outlet on Six Mile near Telegraph in Detroit spews hundreds of thousands of gallons of storm water, toilet waste and industrial when it rains hard. On our 2005 canoe trip, we saw condoms hanging like water balloons form low-hanging tree branches and toilet paper encrusting sewer grates. Joel Thurtell photo

Forgive me for being a bit suspicious that the same man who declared it safe to bathe and fish in the Rouge is responsible for cutting the USGS water quality testing. A few days earlier, I had learned from MDEQ’s Christine Alexander that MDEQ stopped testing throughout the Rouge for E. coli in 2005, and there has been no testing for E. coli – an indicator of human and animal waste  — in the area where Pat Beck and I canoed – the Main Branch of the Rouge. No Main Branch E. coli data for three years, yet we’re told it’s okay for swimming “most of the time.”

Even in 2004 and 2005, test results were anything but good, both in the Main Branch and Middle Rouge. A study by the engineering firm Camp, Dresser & McKee found that the Rouge River in 2004 was safe for swimming, also known as “full body contact,” 2-5 percent of the time.

Ridgway told me the Rouge E. coli monitoring once was done with federal funding, but that money is drying up. At ARC, he said, “We continue to do monitoring, but to do that, we have set certain priorities. We’ve shifted from monitoring to illicit discharges.” Ridgway noted that in Oakland and Wayne counties there are teams of environmental technicians who sample river water to find evidence that people either intentionally or accidentally have hooked sewage drains to streams.

“The idea is to make the money available to get some positive change and then to monitor again in a while,” Ridgway said.

It’s no secret that federal funding for the Rouge project is winding down. Bill Craig, co-chair of the Rouge River Remedial Action Advisory Plan Council, forecast the funding drawdown to me three years ago. I can understand that officials like Ridgway with the best intentions are struggling to pay for programs once considered essential.

Still, I find the monitoring cutoff disturbing, because the history of data pertaining to pollution of the Rouge River already was very short. The federal Clean Water Act went into effect in 1972, but Kurt Heise, director of the Wayne County Department of Environment, told me the county has no pollution data for the 1970s or earlier. I found that data for the 1980s also is spotty.

There are other sources, for sure, but they are not necessarily easy to find or reliable. For instance, while I couldn’t find public records of bacteria in the river for the 1970s, I found references in journalist Bob Pisor’s magazine account of his aborted attempt at canoeing the Rouge in 1979. Pisor noted reports of dangerously high levels of fecal matter in his story, “My Search for the Source of the Rouge,” in the October, 1979 issue of Monthly Detroit. Not official, but better than nothing.

But still, there’s been a lot of celebrating the comeback of the Rouge, yet the baseline for making past vs. future comparisons is simply not there. You’re left with anecdotes about the river catching fire in the old days, but the documentation that a historian would require is simply not there, and I get the sense that environmental officials don’t think that gaping vacuum of data matters.

On our canoe trip, we paddled past combined sewer overflows (CSOs) draped with papier mache blends of toilet paper and sanitary napkins and suspended from a low tree branch hung a bulbous, buff-colored water balloon. Condom.

That is evidence of a different nature. If more people canoed the Rouge and witnessed such travesties on nature, I think more people would demand that authorities resume data collection.

As it is, you have to work to get a picture of what the river was like pre-Clean Water Act. I’m reading from Bob Pisor’s 1979 Monthly Detroit magazine article:

“The Rouge, first of all, and I apologize that there is no more delicate or honest way to state the fact clearly, is filled with shit. Aquatic biologists dipped a scoop into the Rouge at the Fenkell bridge several years ago and came up with a six-tablespoon sample that contained 224,000 fecal coliform, microscopic bits of bacterial badness that grow only in the intestines of human beings and other warm-blooded animals. A more recent survey, taken during a storm, found an average of 360,000 fecal coliform and several individual samples that approached ten million!”

Certainly, things are better now. But when raw sewage hits the river, readings go up. Bob Burns is the Detroit Riverkeeper, employed by Friends of the Detroit River to monitor water quality on the Detroit River and on its most important tributary, the Rouge. He drives up the Lower Rouge in a Riverkeeper boat watching for signs of pollution.

“I’ve spent a lot of time on the Rouge, and I’ve never seen a day in the Lower Rouge when I would even remotely consider swimming in it,” Burns said. “It’s bad. We’ve had E. coli counts out of the Rouge of as much as 120,000,” meaning 120,000 colonies of fecal bacteria, far exceeding the maximum tolerance for human contact. The fact that high E. coli readings still occur where test samples are taken is a concern not mentioned in the Report Card.

The real measures of water quality come from monitoring, which has been eliminated or dramatically reduced, like measuring dissolved oxygen and E. coli.

Pleading that “you can’t have done all the things that have been done and not have some achievement” doesn’t say anything about the quality of life in the river.

From the USGS gauging station in Dearborn, I followed Howell to another station, a shed beside the Hines Drive bridge over the Middle Rouge in Dearborn Heights. From there, we drove to River Rouge Park in Detroit to another USGS station beside a golf cart bridge. We wound up the day at a plastic shed behind an Arby’s restaurant on Telegraph north of I-96 in Detroit.

We were working our way upstream. I wondered, What about measurements on the heavy industry area of the Rouge downstream from Michigan Avenue? Well, turns out there’s a USGS station at Rotunda, but it hasn’t been used in a couple years. But even Rotunda is too far upstream to monitor discharges from industry farther downstream.

Say you’ve got a river that’s, oh, 127 miles long with four major branches that start in farmland, wind through heavily-populated cities, converging to flow past one of the biggest auto factories in the world, two steel mills, open piles of salt, gypsum and cement and the biggest single-unit wastewater treatment plant in the country. All the water comes down those four branches, running past all that industry, passing a trio of iron blast furnaces on Zug Island where it dumps into a big stream called the Detroit River. Say further that you are assigned to measure water quality, but you are allowed only one monitoring station. Where would you place it?

Seems like you’d want it at the mouth.

But there are no USGS monitoring stations downstream from Rotunda. None in the Turning Basin at the Ford Motor Co. Rouge plant and Severstal steel mill or downstream from the Morton Salt or U.S. Gypsum operations, or at U.S. Steel on Zug Island.

Not fit for man nor fish: O'Brien Drain, where containment booms fail to stop oils and other industrial contaminants from flowing into the Rouge. Joel Thurtell photo.

Not fit for man nor fish: O'Brien Drain, where containment booms fail to stop oils and other industrial contaminants from flowing into the Rouge. Joel Thurtell photo.

A good place for monitoring would be at the O’Brien Drain, which dumped 289 million gallons of raw sewage into the Rouge between January and October of this year.

I mentioned the official emphasis on E. coli and dissolved oxygen, both very important measurements that ought to be sustained. But we’ve been lulled away from looking at what probably is a much more serious problem – toxic chemicals and heavy metals in the Rouge.

It’s easy to understand how it has happened, when organizations like the RAP Council declare toxics to be insignificant. The Report Card in 1999 and again in 2005 awarded up arrows for toxics and declared, “Toxic chemicals, although present throughout much of the river, do not pose a public health threat.”

End of discussion?

Not quite.

Maybe they heard Jim Ridgway: This guy thinks it's okay to fish in the Rouge opposite Zug Island and the U. S. Steel blast furnaces. Joel Thurtell photo.

Maybe they heard Jim Ridgway: This guy thinks it's okay to fish in the Rouge opposite Zug Island and the U. S. Steel blast furnaces. Joel Thurtell photo.

Human waste is bad, but it’s not the worst thing in the Rouge, Detroit Riverkeeper Burns said. “The biggest concern I have is all the toxic chemicals and heavy metals and bio-accumulates getting into the system. The thing people don’t understand is that not only to you have the CSO discharges with large amounts of sewage, but you have all the pre-treated industrial wastes coming out of the 125,000 commercial entities connected to the system as well as 350 major industrial users like U.S. Steel, Marathon Oil, Ford and Severstal. Some have direct discharges going direct into the river, and a lot like Marathon, their only discharge goes into the sanitary sewer system.”

“In a perfect world when the system is working perfectly on a good day it can take care of some of the stuff, but when you add the rain events, you get a lot of stuff by-passing the system and going directly into the Rouge River,” Burns said.

MDEQ is looking now at what Burns called “five or six major contamination hot spots from in front of the Turning Basin to Zug Island.” They’re finding toxic chemicals like polychlorinated biphenyls (PCB), lead and mercury, Burns said.

Mention of PCB brings to mind Newburgh Lake on the Middle Rouge. The collection of E. coli data throughout the Rouge in the mid-2000s was paid for by the federal government and managed by MDEQ, Ridgway told me. “It was completed, and the communities have been required to do more to eliminate E. coli based on the results,” Ridgway said.

ARC has conducted E. coli testing in the Main Branch of the Rouge as recently as last summer. “The ARC monitoring moves around the watershed,” Ridgway said. “Thus we can focus our activities in a way that helps us find sources. We can’t afford to do the whole watershed every year and thus make it around the watershed about once every five years.”

Thanks to government hype, people think it's safe to eat fish from Newburgh Lake in Livonia. Oops! There's cancer-causing trichloroethylene, E. coli and mercury, plus the risk of PCBs washed in from upstream. Joel Thurtell photo.

Thanks to government hype, people think it's safe to eat fish from Newburgh Lake in Livonia. Oops! There's cancer-causing trichloroethylene, E. coli and mercury, plus the risk of PCBs washed in from upstream. Joel Thurtell photo.

There were some poor results from E. coli (sewage) testing at Newburgh Lake during the summer of 2008. Bacteria levels exceeded swimming standards five times, two samples of which would have banned partial body contact activities like canoeing and fishing. Upstream in Phoenix Lake on June 25, the count of E. coli bacteria of 5,582 colonies exceeded state full body contact standards by a factor of more than 18. Of 12 water samples taken from Phoenix Lake over the summer, seven contained too many colonies of bacteria for swimming. In nearby Wilcox Lake on the Middle Rouge, half of the dozen samples contained too much bacteria for safe swimming.

There are no recent data for the Main Branch where we canoed in 2005, but that year, near 7 Mile Rd. in Detroit, many, many E. coli readings were too high for swimming. Some of the samples had thousands of colonies of bacteria — one reading was 18,000, when the maximum even for partial body contact (boating) is 1,000. More than 20,000 bacteria colonies were found in a sample taken near Rotunda, in Dearborn, where in 2005, again, many readings were too high for swimming. In Oakland County, numerous samples taken from Riverside Park in Beverly Hills were too high for swimming.

On the Middle Branch, Newburgh Lake has special interest to Wayne County environmentalists, because they were hoping a $12.5 million cleanup of PCB-laden river bottom directed by Ridgway and ECT would make it possible to allow swimming and a canoe livery. Many high E. coli counts in Newburgh and nearby Phoenix and Wilcox ponds require a ban on swimming and canoeing.

There’s another danger lurking in Newburgh Lake – trichloroethylene, a solvent found at an unremediated Livonia factory site. TCE is traveling with groundwater into Newburgh Lake, I learned from Kent Murray, the professor and groundwater hydrology scientist at UM-Dearborn.

The Rouge, Kent Murray told me, is “the dirtiest river in the country.” I’ve read some of his academic papers. One, published in Michigan Academician in 1197, is titled “Heavy Metal Contamination of Bed Sediments in the Rouge River, Southeastern Michigan.” The abstract states:

Eighty years of industrial development in southeast Michigan has contaminated the bed sediment of the Rouge River with heavy metals and other contaminants. Surface sediment, collected along the four branches of the Rouge River in 1994 and 1995, was analyzed for (arsenic, cadmium, chromium, copper, iron, lead, mercury, nickel, selenium, zinc), total organic carbon  (TOC) and grain size distribution. Arsenic and the in trace metals are widely used in industry and are released as byproducts in the combustion of coal in electrical power plants and water incineration. The metals are introduced to the river as a result of surface runoff, discharges of contaminated groundwater, air-fall deposition of particulate matter, and contributions from combined sewer overflows (CSOs). Metal concentrations in the bed sediment of the Rouge River were found to generally increase with decreasing rain size and increasing TOC content of the sediment. Although a progressive increase in the concentration of (copper, chromium, lead and mercury) was observed in the downstream reaches of the watershed, which is associated with increasing urbanization and industrialization, the entire watershed suffers from heavy metal contamination which exceeds EPA criteria limits for the protection of surface water quality.

Kent Murray told me he’s done research that indicates degradation of aquatic life upstream as well as downstream from combined sewer outlets. That data was paid for by Wayne County through a federally-funded Rouge project, but never appeared on the Wayne County website, he said.

Sewer cover overlooking scenic Phoenix Lake at Plymouth catches the flavor of this sewage-dominated watershed. Joel Thurtell photo.

Sewer cover overlooking scenic Phoenix Lake at Plymouth catches the flavor of this sewage-dominated watershed. Joel Thurtell photo.

Murray’s research also shows significant fecal contamination originates upstream as well as downstream from CSOs. Some of the contamination may come from farming in Washtenaw County. Some may come from wild animals – ducks, geese, muskrats, rats. Remember the guy who died in 1985 of rat fever after swallowing mouthfuls of Rouge water?

Murray told me he thinks the expenditure of hundreds of millions on sewer improvements is a partial solution to somewhere between 10 and 15 percent of the overall Rouge River contamination problem.

Murray’s work has received little attention from the mainstream press.

I asked Ridgway about his claim that the Rouge is “swimmable.” I told him about the infections I got after too much contact with the Rouge River on our canoe trip in 2005, and I mentioned the high E. coli readings in many parts of the Rouge, including in Oakland County where an MDEQ engineer assured me there’d be no great exposure to pollution. How could anyone claim the Rouge is “swimmable most of the time”?

The city of Detroit, Ridgway told me, is planning to build a billion-dollar tunnel that will conduct almost all sewage to the city’s wastewater treatment plant without dumping overflows into the Rouge. That will solve the pollution problem, he said.

When will that happen? I asked.

“I don’t know off the top of my head,” Ridgway replied. “I know the design is in process of being designed. It’s a big project and it takes a long time. They’ve started, but I don’t think dirt has hit the ground yet. Dearborn has a similar really big project.”

Fact is, the Detroit tunnel is dead until Detroit, virtually bankrupt, finds money for the project. Back in 2005 before our canoe trip, I was told by an MDEQ engineer, Phil Argiroff, that the Detroit tunnel might be in service between 2010 and 2020. The tunnel is supposed to solve most of the sewer overflow problems – you know, toilet paper and condoms in the river. Without the tunnel, expect to see more papier-mache-draped sewer grates.

Thus, when Ridgway told people at a public meeting at UM-Dearborn on October 24 that the Rouge is “swimmable most of the time,” I’m guessing he meant “most of the time — sometime after 2020.”

I can’t help recalling that GAO report’s criticism of officials using “outputs” rather than real quantifiable data as a basis for conclusions. The tunnel is an output. It is not even a real thing, certainly nothing like countable data. It’s not a criterion at all, only a promise of something better in future.

According to Prof. Murray, “The entire watershed suffers from heavy metal contamination which exceeds EPA criteria limits for the protection of surface water quality.” Yet the Rouge RAP Council gave toxics an up – positive progress arrow – in the 2005 Rouge Report Card.

Who did they think they were fooling?

Only the public.

The environmental industrial conspirators get away with their lies because the media mostly parrot them.

Last November 1, when Robert Howell had packed all the government measurement gear into the blue USGS van, I realized I’d unwittingly stumbled onto a historical divide, a temporal partition between a time when gathering water quality information in a scientific way was deemed important and a new epoch when measurement is on the wane, replaced instead by bold but misleadingly optimistic proclamations that all is well with the Rouge.

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“I beat Ohio State!”

Hank Fonde

Hank Fonde

Hoping to boost morale and maybe a win by The University of Michigan over arch-rival Ohio State University last year, on November 19, 2008 I posted this essay about my father-in-law, former UM football player and coach Hank Fonde. Didn’t do any good. We lost to Ohio State. The 2009 season has been even more depressing. The coach, Richard Rodriguez, seems clueless.

Hank Fonde died last May 3, but if he were alive and of sound mind, I’m sure he’d have one thing to say about the current UM football malaise: “Poor coaching.” Well, it certainly can’t hurt to post my Hank Fonde essay again. Maybe a miracle will happen. Incidentally, I’ll be in Michigan Stadium watching the game on Saturday, November 21.

By Joel Thurtell

The 80-year-old old guy with the shock of white hair wore a fading maize and blue University of Michigan t-shirt.

But this was not just any Michigan fan. Nor was it just any UM t-shirt.

The younger woman, maybe in her fifties, quite evidently from Ohio, didn’t know either of these things. And neither of us knew something this old man was about to reveal to us, a story I would not piece together for several years, even though I’d known this onetime Michigan football star and coach for more than three decades.

I ought to — I’ve been married to his oldest daughter since 1974.

The conversation — if you can call it that — took place near the dock at J & G Marina on McGregor Bay in Ontario, a few miles by water from an island where this old man and his family had a summer cottage bought in the mid-1960s, when he was a UM football coach, second-in-command under another well-known Michigan player and coach, Bump Elliott.

The Ohio woman spotted the yellow t-shirt with the UM logo and some script she didn’t understand. The shirt was a gift from UM to Hank and those 1948 team-mates still living at the time Michigan won the Rose Bowl game on January 1, 1998. The shirt commemorated two Rose Bowl victories and two National championships 50 years apart.

Hank was a member of that New Year’s Day 1948 UM team that blew the University of Southern California away. The score was Michigan 49, USC 0. Playing halfback, Hank threw a pass that made one of those TDs.

Number 19, Hank Fonde, carries the ball in a 1940s UM game

Number 19, Hank Fonde, carries the ball in a 1940s UM game

The Ohio woman didn’t know this. All she knew was that this old man was wearing a t-shirt belonging to the enemy, the hated University of Michigan. She was an Ohio State fan. An easily perturbed Ohio State fan (aren’t they all?). Had she stopped to learn who this old man was, she might have heard an interesting story. But the ending of that story would have perturbed her even more.

My sons and I watched the Ohio woman, unforgettable because she came on so angry, so full of bile, so hostile to an old man who had said nothing to offend her.

Hank could not respond round for round with this woman’s incessant, nasty volleys. Hank hadAlzheimer’s Disease. His memory had long been gone for the people, places, things and events that once were dear to him. I wonder sometimes if all that knock-about football play with the flimsy leather helmets might have contributed to his memory loss.

But I have my memory for who Hank was and I could have told her some phenomenal things about him. Most of it has nothing to do with football. Why, it was Hank who took me fishing in McGregor Bay and trolled us over the best bass and pike fishing spots. It was Hank who coached me to filet a bass, pike or any fish with surgical accuracy. It was Hank who helped me with the summer-long project of replacing the porch roof on our first house in Plymouth. I can hear him still: “Measure twice, cut once, measure twice, cut once!”

Hank loved language. Read “Sayings of Hank Fonde” and I think you will agree — he was a poet.

But of course, football was an almost undying love — even with the Alzheimer’s he could correctly call a play.

Football. He was a high school star in his home town of Knoxville, where his team once stood four other teams in succession, playing fresh teams a quarter apiece. Hank played something called “scatback,” and helped Knoxville knock off all four teams.

Then there was the memorable movie somebody put together from that 1948 Rose Bowl game footage. “Seven Touchdowns in January.” On the screen you can see a small but agile halfback — Hank — scooting around Southern Cal players and lofting the football to a Michigan man, who made a touchdown.

For 10 years in the 1950s, Hank was head football coach at Ann Arbor High School, from 1949-58. In his first eight years, his team lost one game. His overall record was 69 wins, six losses and four ties. Four of the losses occurred his last year, when he and his players knew he was leaving to coach at UM. From 1959-68, Hank coached at UM under Bump Elliott where the win-loss record was nothing to brag about, though this year it was surpassed, if that is the word. But still, Hank coached a Michigan team that won the Jan. 1, 1965 Rose Bowl game against Oregon State, 34-7.

Turns out there was more to learn about Hank and Michigan football, things I didn’t know.

But here was this Ohio woman coming on with her nasty, Michigan-bashing comments, taunting an old man who under normal circumstances couldn’t remember the beginning of a sentence he’s trying so hard, with such frustration, to conclude.

Yet the Ohio woman wore on, making her crude remarks, getting no response from the old man in the maize and blue t-shirt.

Despite the Alzheimer’s, somehow Hank understood the gist of what the Ohio woman was saying.

As she paused for breath, Hank at last found words.

Amazingly, he put together a sentence rooted in a core memory, a recollection that even the brutal Alzheimer’s could not erase.

“I beat Ohio State!”

It was amazing to hear him utter a complete sentence, and to do it with such sternness, such authority.

The Ohio woman looked at Hank as if she finally understood that this old man was demented.

I have to admit, his comment puzzled me.

The Ohio woman went silent.

I thought about it: “I beat Ohio State!”

What could Hank have meant?

The Ohio woman drifted away, maybe looking for someone elderly with a green Michigan State shirt to haze.

Michigan 7, Ohio State 3

Michigan 7, Ohio State 3

Several years later, I was visiting Hank’s son, my brother-in-law, Mark Fonde. Mark has one of the footballs Hank was given after games when he made crucial plays.

This particular football, faded, worn and deflated, had painted on it, “Michigan 7, Ohio 3.”

What was the significance of that? I asked Mark.

Mark told me the story. It was 1945, the last game of the season, and Michigan was, as usual, facing arch-rival Ohio State.

Ohio scored a field goal for 3 points early in the game. The score stayed 0-3 until the last quarter.

In that fourth quarter, Hank took the ball and barreled into the end zone. He was clobbered by Ohio State tacklers and knocked back onto the playing field. He was literally knocked out, too, only regaining consciousness in the locker room when somebody handed him a football.

He’d made the winning touchdown for Michigan. The game had ended, 7-3.

Last summer, I mentioned this to my older son, Adam. He reminded me of what granddad said to the Ohio woman.

Finally, I understand what Hank meant.

If she could only know: How many people can say with absolute accuracy what Hank told that Ohio woman?

“I beat Ohio State!”

Drop me a line at joelthurtell(at)gmail.com

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Bully boys in red

By Joel Thurtell

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Timothy Dolan, archbishop of New York, has come out swinging against The New York Times.

The newspaper, he wrote on his blog, is unfair to Roman Catholics.

In his November 8, 2009 public editor’s column, Clark Hoyt defended the Times against the archbishop’s attack.

Does the archbishop have a right to differ with the Times, even attacking its writers?

Absolutely.

Also in the Times, we learn that U.S. Catholic bishops have been lobbying fiercely to make sure health insurance reform doesn’t go too far by paying for abortions. The boys in red and black have been politicking big time to impose their will — God’s will, to them — on the rest of us.

Do they have a right to their arm-twisting?

Absolutely.

But we should have a right, too.

That right would be the ability to assess taxes on those holier-than-us institutions that choose to engage in politics.

Supposedly, nonprofits such as 501 (C) 3 groups, are not supposed to take part in politics.

Most religious organizations, one way or another, have themselves christened as nonprofits.

Supposedly, nonprofits are apolitical.

I’m not sure how churches manage to have their politics and eat us, too.

That’s “church” with a lower-case “c.”

Too many of them — Protestant, Catholic, and lets not leave out the synagogues and mosques — feel they can use their pulpits to bully society at large into accepting their values.

That’s fine, as long as they pay.

Which they don’t.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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Read The Spirit and ‘Seydou’s Christmas Tree’

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Two years ago, David Crumm of ReadThe Spirit.com featured my essay on the experience my wife and I had with Christmas in Africa. David’s enthusiasm for that piece — written many years ago — encouraged me to publish the same story on JOTR back in ’07. This year, I expanded the piece, and added many photos from my Peace Corps days in Togo, West Africa. My story was published in book form by Hardalee Press and called Seydou’s Christmas Tree.

ReadTheSpirit took note of the book: Seydou’s Christmas Tree

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Business model for newspapers

by Joel Thurtell

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Heard about a business model for newspapers.

Goes like this: Write news, sell ads, print a paper and hawk it, mail it, put it in vending machines, newsstands and let people decide if they want to buy it.

In small towns where I know the newspaper proprietors or where I visit often enough to be familiar with local newspapers, it works.

I’ve seen this formula at work in western Michigan at Lowell, Berrien Springs, Marcellus, Decatur. In northern Ontario, I’ve seen it at work in the Manitoulin Expositor.

I know this will sound revolutionary and come as a shock to people who’ve been reading dire predictions about the imminent demise of newspapers, mostly published in big daily newspapers on the verge of failing.

Here’s what the small fry do: Once a week, they gather all the news they’ve had time to write up, and they take all the advertisements they’ve been able to sell and they print them on paper.

Next, they deliver these vehicles, which they call “newspapers,” to customers. Some are mailed, some are set out in vending machines, some are laid out on tables in book stores or news stands, some are actually brought to customers’  homes.

Ramona Moormann edits the Marcellus News and her son, David Moormann, runs the Decatur Republican. Those papers don’t employ ad sales representatives, yet people place enough ads to keep the presses rolling.

Oh yes, they have a website, typical of smalltown papers — just enough to identify them and show you how to subscribe or place an ad.
No news on those Internet sites.

Ditto at the Berrien Springs Journal Era: Want to read about the Eau Claire or Berrien Springs marching bands? Better pick up a copy of the Journal Era. You won’t find news online.

Francie VanderMolen, operations manager at the Journal Era, tells me that paper has no ad salesperson, either. Yet the paper sells enough ads to support its small staff, which includes part-time stringers, or news correspondents. They are in no trouble.

I read the Ledger in my hometown of Lowell, Michigan. I worked at that paper summer of ’61, casting and mounting ads from lead in the back shop. They don’t smelt lead any more, but the basic business model hasn’t changed.

Want to know what’s happeing in Lowell? Better find a copy — a PAPER copy — of the Ledger.

I’ve been reading the Manitoulin Expositor since the early 1970s, when I started visiting Georgian Bay on vacation. A healthy and well-written paper has only gotten better, even in these supposedly down times.

The writing is first-rate, and the paper is fat, fat, fat. And it has vibrant rivals in other parts of the island and nearby mainland towns.
It is not all doom and gloom for newspapers.

The hard luck yarns come from the big papers, and they are, no doubt about it, hurting.

And it is the big papers whose wheels squawk the most. Myopic and narcissistic, the big papers don’t think to look at the host of small papers in small towns where the news comes out once a week in paper form just as it did when some of these newspapers were founded in the 1800s.

I don’t pretend to be a seer, but this is what I hope will happen: The big papers will die their miserable, suicidal deaths and once gone, their demise will clear the way for small newspapers to start up.

There will always be news.

There will always be people who want to read the news.

There will always be people who want to sell things or otherwise let people know their business. And there will always be people who want to buy things and who need that clearinghouse known as a “newspaper.”

I know, I know. Many now see life only in the Internet. I’m told I’m a dinosaur, that eventually those small papers will succomb and put their news and ads online. They will have no choice, I’m told.

The choice would be theirs, but they’d be fools to abandon a model that’s been working for centuries.

Beware of the Internet, you small town editors and publishers.
Use it, if need be, to enhance your stature.

Refrain from giving news or ads away for free.

Keep those print papers coming and bide your time.

When the big guys collapse, finally, from the weight of their own nonsense, small papers will find bigger markets for their old-fashioned wares.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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Ann Arbor Library touts ‘Up the Rouge!’

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Nice commentary by the Ann Arbor District Library on our Wayne State University Press book, Up the Rouge! Paddling Detroit’s Hidden River. The book is by me, Joel Thurtell, with photos by Patricia Beck.

Too bad the A2 library doesn’t have any copies available.

Guess I’d better send a sales rep their way.

Better let them know, too, that there’s an audio book version of Up the Rouge!

Both the print and audio book version can be ordered from uptherouge.com.


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My Times ‘beer allowance’

By Joel Thurtell

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Odd situation I have with The New York Times, which wants to charge me a $520 fee for reprinting a story I wrote for them 30 years ago.

They only paid me seventy-five bucks for the story.

And they still owe me some beer money.

It began back in my freelancing days. When I sold my work, I was careful to make it clear that I was selling “one time rights only” to my stories. The story in dispute, about the proposal of some whacky Michiganders that their county of Cass in southwestern Michigan ought to secede and become part of Indiana, made for some fun writing. It was a preposterous notion, everybody knew it was simply a headline-grabber for a handful of would-be political opportunists. I sold versions of my yarn not only to The NY Times, but to The Detroit Free Press Magazine and Indianapolis Star Magazine.

I own the copyright to the text I sold to The Times.

That means I’m free to quote the entire story at length.

But for my journalism textbook, I want more: I want to reprint The Times article as it appeared in The Times.

Why?

Because it is a Times article. I want it to appear in my book exactly as it appeared when printed in The Times. It’s a neat story in is own right, but I want to show how it appeared in The Times. For an obscure writer literally working from a garret in Berrien Springs, Michigan, it was a real coup. The seventy-five bucks was nice, but the story under a Times head — that’s where the glory lay.

Times cachet. Real big city cred.

Or as much credibility as a no-byline NY Times story can lend.

They seem to be claiming that I should pay them for the appearance they created as well as the words I wrote.

I’m hoping they’ll relent and waive the fee, because the day will come when The Times, now on the skids and headed into the Dustbin of Journalism, will be glad I was kind enough to lend them MY cred by transferring my story from their dead pages into the living pages of my book on journalism.

If they don’t relent, but insist on charging me a fee, then I’ll omit that clip. Simple as that. They are not the be all and end all that they think they are.

Now here is the funny thing about this whole story: I got the assignment to write a story for The Times after their Detroit bureau reporters grabbed my research on another topic and produced a story under a staff byline, squeezing me out.

Michigan Indian fishing rights was a hot issue back in ’79. I’d done lots of research and I wrote a series for The South Bend Tribune. Later, I wrote a long story for The Detroit Free Press Magazine. I wrote an even more detailed story for The National Fisherman. And I wrote a long story for The Progressive.

Incidentally, The Progressive quite enthusiastically gave me permission to reprint my story from their September 1980 issue. The Indy Star approved my right to reprint my story in its pages. The Detroit Free Press gave me permission to reprint the whole darn story, too.

Anyway, there’s special background to the Cass County secession story, because it was a sop to me after I complained that the Detroit bureau guys ripped off my proposal that I write about Indian fishing rights for their august paper.

I made the mistake of sending a query letter on Indian fishing that contained too much information — enough for a reporter to head north and knock on doors without doing his own research. When The Times assigned its “curtain-raiser” to a staffer, I was mad as hops and shared my beef with The Times Detroit bureau chief.

He promised to assign future stories to me and persuaded me to photocopy the crucial judicial ruling in the fishing rights case and mail it to the Timesmen.

On June 4, 1979, the Times bureau chief sent me a note with a small check to cover my cost of photo-copying the judge’s ruling. He noted that a Times staff writer was on his way to interview people for an Indian fishing rights story with my articles and the court ruling “in hand.” Besides payment for the copies, the Times bureau chief wrote, “I’ll try to squeeze out a beer allowance to cover your other troubles.”

I never got that “beer allowance.”

Now they want to take it away.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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Tacky or not, here come the ads!

By Joel Thurtell

A friend told me that I shouldn’t promote my books on JOTR.

Using this space for commercial purposes would be kind of, well, tacky.

I’ve been thinking about it.

First, we removed the amazon ads more than a year ago. Not only were they cluttering my site, but they never brought in a nickel of revenue.

Easy: Bye-bye, amazon ads.

Then, there was the public appeal. For a short time, I ran a “donations” button above my stories, sort of like National Public Radio stations asking listeners for financial support. The button accidentally vanished when we changed Internet servers a year ago.

My feelings about the donations button were always ambivalent. On one hand, it seemed fair to ask readers for support; on the other hand, because the donations were deposited into my paypal account, I knew who my financial backers were.

All three of them. A bit over a hundred bucks total.

Nothing wrong with that, in theory, except that I found myself wondering how so-and-so, who’d donated fifteen or twenty bucks to JOTR, might construe my latest writing.

Intellectual clutter at best and subtle self-censorship at worst.

I let the donations button go.

With those two minor exceptions, joelontheroad is as financially independent today as when I set it up a couple years ago.

Financial independence is the bedrock upon which my blog’s  intellectual independence is based.

By “financially independent,” I mean that I pay the bills to maintain the site as well as any out-of-pocket reporting expenses.

Like gas for my car to drive to, say, a Detroit park in search of a boat launch. Or the price of a digital camera and various computer paraphenelia.

Or gas for my motorboat to take someone up the Rouge River.

Overhead for JOTR is not a killer, though my time is uncompensated.

But I’m learning that financial independence is only the first stone in the foundation of true independence. I don’t have advertisers who might try to influence me. I don’t have editors or publishers who might spike my work.

Who is left to censor me?

Me!

Self-censorship is the biggest bogey of all. It’s a revelation, and for me a truth I didn’t fathom until I began to realize the limits of independence.

I’ll be writing more about the self-censoring phenomenon, but back to the subject at hand: Promoting my books on JOTR.

Tacky or not, I’m going to post columns from time to time that advertise my books.

Wayne State University Press published my first book. Co-authored with Patricia Beck. Up the Rouge! enjoys publicity efforts from Wayne State’s very fine publishing arm.

But my other books, Plug Nickel and Seydou’s Christmas Tree, are productions of a small company called Hardalee Press.

So is the audio book version of Up the Rouge!

“Financially independent” is not a term I’d apply to Hardalee Press, which has no ad budget and no staff of publicity promoters.

What Hardalee has, though, is access to the publisher of joelontheroad. You might say Hardalee and JOTR are joined at the brain.

So brace yourselves, loyal JOTR readers. Now and then I’ll be posting BLATANTLY COMMERCIAL COLUMNS on this site.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Looking for a Christmas gift for less than twenty bucks that sends a poignant message of brotherly and sisterly lovee?

Please consider my new book, Seydou’s Christmas Tree:

IT PROMISED TO BE A LONELY CHRISTMAS.

They were a pair of Peace Corps volunteers living and working in the sub-Sahara.

Thousands of miles from friends and family, they wondered how they might celebrate Christmas.

Their young friend, Seydou, a Muslim kid with a knack for getting things done, took them on a trip that changed how they looked at the world.

First, they had each other.

But they also had their friends in Africa.

Muslim, Christian, animist — it didn’t matter.

Seydou’s Christmas Tree is the true story of how a Muslim youth in Togo, West Africa led two American friends through what they thought was a barren wasteland, and taught them that ugliness and beauty are mere words.

They learned that Christmas is wherever you are.

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Who scotched the tale?

By Joel Thurtell

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You never know who scotched the tale,

Only that it didn’t run.

No space! No space!

You know that’s bull.

You never know why the yarn got spiked,

Only that it didn’t run.

No space! No space!

What a load of crap.

One day your story was the greatest thing in News.

Talk of the City Desk,

Headed for Pulitzerdom.

Next thing you know, it’s dead,

A thing forgotten,

Played down, down,

Down, down, down,

No space! No space!

Dead.

Dead. Dead. Dead.

Can’t bring it up

Without shaming those honchos medios

Who patted your back

And told you what a sleuth you are

Until some bigger boss said:

It ain’t.

Their creed says power makes right,

Power makes news,

And power kills news.

So now for shame they bury

The news they thought they’d break.

No space! No space!

The eternal lie,

But careers are made on bunk like that,

Tales that glow with talk;

They yack in the morning meeting,

And glow,

They yack in the afternoon meeting.

The big stories are talkers,

That glow whether they matter, or not.

They’re hoots,

They’re laughers,

Editors love them.

Raises come from stories like that,

Bosses’ raises.

They please the big muck-a-mucks.

But let me tell you,

The stories that die,

Good ones,

Real tales,

The ones without power

That threaten power —

They hold truth —

(No space! No space!)

Well, woe unto him or her who tries

To breathe life into some fine tale

Killed by the big guys.

Oh, the newsies love to yammer

About their First Amendment rights;

They act like nobody matters

But journalist blatherskites.

They think they’re the hottest stuff.

But there’s always a boss above,

And above that boss the advertisers

Who call the bosses’ shots.

If your tale’s not scotched by

Business guys,

The killers are politicos,

Or simply those who know too much

Of editors’ where- and what-abouts.

Be sure of one thing, though,

Who killed your tale?

That’s a tale

You’ll never know.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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Class party

By Joel Thurtell

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I’m still amazed at The New York Times thinking they can charge me to reprint a story I wrote for their newspaper 30 years ago.

It stinks.

They paid me seventy-five bucks in 1979, worth $211 in 2007 dollars.

How much do they plan to charge me to reprint my own words?

Five hundred twenty smackers!

$520.

More than double what they paid me.

What pikers!

I’d take a $309 loss on the deal.

Just because I live west of the Hudson doesn’t mean I’m stupid.

The more I thought about it, the more it occurred to me that those bloodsuckers ought to be paying ME a royalty whenever anyone reprints something I wrote for their paper.

What makes them think they can shake us down to reprint our own stories?

I knew The Times was desperate, but…

Turns out I’m not alone.

The Author’s Guild, of which I’m a member, has sued The Times and other online organizations in a class action asking for just what I want — royalties for secondary sales of material supplied to these publishers by free lancers like me.

But the good news for me is that I can reprint my Times story verbatim and not have to pay them a nickel. I belong to the Authors Guild and wrote our attorney, Michael Gross, about my situation. He tells me the U.S. Supreme Court is deciding whether to certify free lancers like me as a class who can sue publishers like The Times for a portion of these reprint fees. Since I was a free lance writer without a signed contract with The Times, he tells me, I don’t have to pay to reprint text I wrote. It would be different if I had been a full-time employee of The Times. But I was not.

The U.S. Supreme Court already ruled in free lancers’ favor, at least where electronic reproduction of our articles is concerned.

“The presumption,’ wrote Gross, “Is that the copyright remains with you, so you obviously would not need permission to reprint the article in its entirety if this was the case.”

Well, yippee! I never signed an agreement with the Times — just dictated the text to the Times recording room and waited for the story to appear and the check to arrive.

So I get to use my own work, after all.

Well, not so fast. While I can use my words as I wrote them, I’m not free to reprint them as they appeared in The Times, which is what I wanted to do in my forthcoming book, Shoestring Reporter.

The Times layout, the headline, dateline and all that add luster to my story. Too bad I can’t use that.

But believe me, The Times made no distinction — they want to charge me for my words, period.

And believe me, I’m rooting for the Guild.

Sure would be nice if writers were paid a share of fees publishers collect on latter-day sales of our articles.

That would be something to celebrate.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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