Hey, Matty — your bridge is not a horn!

By Joel Thurtell

I take back what I said about Matty’s lawyers.

Please, Matty, do not — repeat DO NOT! — fire your team of excellent litigators.

They are absolutely super jurists and deserve to be retained.

Hope Matty believes me.

I’d hate to see him sack such a sterling squad of solicitors after the coup they managed to pull in the bait shop case.

Matty’s lawyers actually did the heavy lifting for the opposing side.

The federal government was arguing that Matty was full of what my Uncle Charlie used to call brown mud when he (Matty, not Uncle Charlie) claimed his Ambassador Bridge is a “federal instrumentality.”

I know, it’s a weird locution.

I keep thinking Matty’s “federal instrumentrality” must have a seat in the orchestra pit.

What kind of “federal instrumenality” do you play, Matty?

Oboe?

Bassoon?

French horn?

I know: the left-handed sludge pump.

“Instrumentality,” indeed.

Why did it take years of litigation to finally produce an opinion that says what any damned fool knows — a bridge is not a musical instrument.

A bridge is not any other kind of instrument, such as a gauge or a meter.

Hey, speaking of meters, I have a suggestion for all the journalists who have tried to cover this story. Incidentally, this story has been going on for years, but the press seem to have discovered it only recently.

Back to meters: There is a chapter in my forthcoming journalism textbook, SHOESTRING REPORTER, which should be helpful to every serious journalist, even those like JOTR writer Luke Warm who have multiple Ph.D’s.

The chapter is entitled, “How to Build a Bullshit Meter,” and it gives step-by-step instructions and even a schematic diagram for a high-resolution, ultra-sensitive, state-of-the-fart crap-o-meter.

Any journalist or legal scholar equipped with my patented merde detector would have known from the get-go that a bridge cannot be an instrument, no matter how abstractly and obtusely the argument is made.

But back to Matty’s team of legal eagles. Why do I think they’re so great?

This is one group of lawyers who don’t deal out bullshit.

They go right to the nitty-gritty.

They hefted all the heavy plumbing material the government needed to toss Matty’s “federal instrumentality” into the crapper and flush it straight to the waste water treatment plant, which happens to be within scenting distance of his Ambassador Bridge. (Travelers over the proposed Detroit River International Crossing bridge, if it ever is built, will get a real handsome whiff of the air exuded by the largest single-unit waste water plant in North America, literally in sight of the planned span.)

During the course of the litigation involving Matty’s near shutdown of a bait business, the federal government made 20 “admissions” regarding the chances that Matty’s beloved bridge might be a government. If the list had been a plank, Matty would have walked right off the end for a dunk in the Detroit River.

No, the bridge does not belong to the federal government; no, the federal government does not appoint bridge officers; no, the federal government does not share profits in the bridge; no, the federal government is not liable for actions taken by the bridge.

And so on. You get the gist — there is no connection between the federal government and the Ambassador Bridge.

The federal government does not play in Matty’s band.

Who do you think put these “admissions” in the lawsuit?

You’d think it would have come from the government lawyers, since their case would be bolstered by any evidence that Matty was not blowing the federal horn and the feds are not instrumentatalating on his.

But you guessed it: The “admissions” were placed in the court record by Matty’s team of incredibly astute lawyers.

I mean, they must be shrewd, right, because they work for Matty.

What other reason could a lawyer have for working for Matty other than submitting (I hope) outrageous bills to the Matster?

U.S. District Judge Robert Cleland was puzzled by the way this information appeared in the record. He thought that because it supports the government cause and eviscerates Matty’s claim, maybe it would logically have been submitted by the government side.

Toward the end of his June 29, 2010 opinion, Judge Cleland expressed his puzzlement that the bridge company would present the government case:

These admissions further support, in greater detail, the Government’s motion.  The court is unclear as to why these statements would be submitted by DIBC and not the Government, they have nonetheless become part of the record before the court on summary judgment.  Considering this evidence, in addition to the evidence submitted by the Government, leaves the court with only one possible conclusion:  judgment must be entered in favor of the Government as a matter of law.

Great job, Team Moroun! Better get that invoice to Matty before he reads this.

I’ve edited a bit for brevity. Referring to Matty as “DIBC” for “Detroit International Bridge Company,” the judge continued:

DIBC has identified no factual dispute for trial. Not only has DIBC submitted no evidence that contradicts the Government’s position, the evidence it did submit supports the Government’s motion.  The court will grant the Government’s motion for summary judgment, declare that DIBC is not a federal instrumentality, and enjoin DIBC from claiming such status and potentially subjecting the United States to liability for DIBC’s actions.

So I say once again, nice job, you litigitative geniuses of the Ambassador Bridge Symphony Orchestra.

With lawyers like you, the government could afford to lay off a few of its own.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com


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The billionaire and the bait shop

By Joel Thurtell

Don’t mess with a bait shop.

That’s the lesson Matty Moroun, the billionaire trucking magnate and Ambassador Bridge owner, might take from the ruling Thursday, June 29, 2010, by U.S. District Judge Robert Cleland if he shuts his door and doesn’t listen to his lawyers.

Judge Cleland said Matty’s claim that his bridge company is a “federal instrumentality” exempt from state and local regulation is baloney.

The Michigan Supreme Court had swallowed Matty’s bait and declared him equivalent to a government agency, even though a Michigan appellate court said Matty was blowing smoke.

Maybe it made a difference to move the question out of a state judiciary rife with campaign contributions and into the federal system, where judges are appointed for life.

Maybe Matty’s lawyers were dumb.

Or maybe the bait shop finally found a smart judge.

Whatever the reason, the myth of Matty’s “federal instrumentality” has been shattered.

“Federal instrumentality” is a fancy way of saying that if Matty had that status, he’d be exempt from local and state laws and ordinances and could condemn and seize private and even government property.

He would be entitled to arm security guards with shotguns and send them forth to drive unwitting park-goers out of city parks, because he could claim to be the park’s owner as a “federal instrumentality” with the power to seize other people’s property and, yes, even take government property such as the city of Detroit’s public Riverside Park next door to his Ambassador Bridge.

He could seize a city street and place gas pumps and a duty-free store on city property, which by the way would leave a privately-owned bait shop cut off  from aceess by its customers.

Not only could Matty behave in this arrogant, bully-boy manner, but he actually has done so: with permission of the Michigan Supreme Court.

The justices in Lansing put the state’s stamp of approval on Matty’s theft of private and city property.

Judge Cleland struck the false claim down and ordered an injunction that trashes Matty’s claim.

In his opinion, Judge Cleland referred to Matty, aka DIBC, as “a nuisance.”

I suppose the word “pestilence” is not within the range of judicial expression.

But the judge’s ruling is instrumental to our understanding of how to proceed should the city of Detroit ever donate or sell Riverside Park to Matty.

Simply do what Matty does: Sue every government connected to Matty and Riverside.

The city.

The state.

The federal government.

Simply claim the governments are liable for Matty’s bad behavior.

In fact, I doubt that would ever be necessary. The basis for Judge Cleland’s ruling is the federal government’s effort — successful — to make sure it isn’t tainted by Matty’s illegal acts.

The lawsuit upon which the judge ruled involved claims by both the owner of the Lafayette Bait Shop, which was made landlocked and inaccessible to its customers by action of Matty, and also the federal government. Matty’s claim of governmental status, and his theft of land both at 23rd Street and at Riverside Park left the feds open to being sued as complicit in Matty’s unlawful actions. The city faced the same problem. And in the case of Riverside Park, the state of Michigan might also be considered liable for having invested taxpayer money into the development of the park’s boat launch, which had for years been shut down with Matty’s padlocks.

[I understand that Riverside Park is on a list of literally dozens — some say 77 — city parks that are slated to be closed due to the city’s budget crunch. I also hear that the city Recreation Department still plans to invest a sizable chunk of money into restoring the Riverside Park boat launch. Frankly, I don’t know what is what, and for that reason have refrained on reporting about it. Let’s wait and see. But Judge Cleland’s ruling is pretty clear and worth a close read.]

[I know that there are lots of people in and around Detroit who want Riverside Park to stay open; there are plenty of boaters who would love to put their boats in at the park. I can’t believe either Mayor Bing or the City Council would risk the ire of citizens by ceding the park to Matty. However, I sure would like to know more about dealings regarding the park in the past few years.]

I don’t know Judge Cleland, but I suspect the man is not only a first-rate legal scholar, but quite a wit. He wrote a wonderfully frank and well-researched opinion in the Ashenfelter-Convertino case.

The judge certainly didn’t mince words when he described the abilities of Matty’s legal crew. Matty’s case was so ineptly written that the judge had trouble discerning its argument. Evidently, he decided that there was no real line of reasoning, just a rehashing of facts that Matty put forth in his first “federal instrumentality” case before the Wayne County Circuit Court. Yet for some reason, evidence from that case was not presented to Cleland in federal court.

Might be worth firing some lawyers, Matty!

One of the main arguments against Matty’s claim that his bridge company is a government agency was made by, guess who! Matty’s own lawyers. It came in the form of a list of answers provided by federal government attorneys to a set of criteria that are considered legal qualifications determining whether an organization is a “federal instrumentality.”

From Judge Cleland’s ruling:

Court jurisprudence accepts as relevant in holding an entity to be a federal

instrumentality:

(1) it performs governmental functions;

(2) government officials thoroughly control its operations;

(3) it would be deemed a servant under the law of agency;

(4) its officers are appointed by the President or other high government

official;

(5) it is not organized for profit or to perform commercial

activities;

(6) it is created by federal statute;

(7) the government owns it or it is supported by the government, which

carries its profits and losses; and

(8) it is considered by Congress and the President to be an arm of the

federal government.

The responses to these criteria, as regards the Ambassador Bridge, demonstrate just how far up a phony, paper tree Matty and his legion of lawyers have been barking.

It is truly amazing that Matty’s own lawyers submitted a set of government admissions in response to the criteria for federal instrumentality. I say amazing, because these answers — submitted by Matty — utterly shatter the trucking titan’s contention that his bridge is somehow an appendage of federal government:

(1) [T]he federal government did not create or authorize the creation of [DIBC]

(the corporate entity, not the Ambassador Bridge itself) or its corporate

predecessor.

(2) [T]he federal government does not have any control of DIBC’s articles of

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incorporation, by-laws, or other corporate documents.

(3) [T]he federal government does not own all or any part of DIBC.

(4) [T]he federal government does not handle and control the operations of

DIBC.

(5) [T]he federal government does not appoint any of DIBC’s officers.

(6) [T]he federal government does not have any control of the hiring, firing or

supervision of any of DIBC’s employees or officers.

(7) [T]he federal government does not fund DIBC’s operations.

(8) [T]he federal government does not have any control over DIBC’s

spending.

(9) [T]he federal government does not receive any share of profits generated

by DIBC’s operations.

(10) [T]he federal government does not bear any portion of losses resulting

from DIBC’s operations.

(11) [T]he federal government is not liable for any judgments entered against

DIBC.

(12) [T]he federal government does not have any control over DIBC’s policies

or positions.

(13) [T]he federal government does not have any control over lawsuits filed by

DIBC or actions or positions taken by DIBC in litigation.

(14) DIBC is not indispensable to the workings of any federal department or

unit.

(15) [T]he federal government does not have the power to dissolve DIBC.

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(16) DIBC does not perform any governmental function.

(17) [N]o federal statute, regulation or guideline designates DIBC as a federal

instrumentality or indicate that the federal government believes DIBC to be

a federal instrumentality.

(18) [N]o federal contract requires that DIBC seize, destroy and build upon 23rd

Street in Detroit, Michigan, immediately north of Fort Street.

(19) [N]o federal law requires that DIBC seize, destroy and build upon 23rd

Street in Detroit, Michigan, immediately north of Fort Street.

(20) [N]o federal policy or objective requires that DIBC seize, destroy and build

upon 23rd Street in Detroit, Michigan, immediately north of Fort Street.

No way is the Ambassador Bridge a government entity.

Remember those phony “Homeland Security” warning signs Matty posted on the fence he put around part of Riverside Park after he illegally seized the land? Judge Cleland’s ruling destroys any shred of credibility Matty might have had for claiming a right to post those fake signs as part of his “federal instrumentality” claim.

I got involved in this story after one of Matty’s henchmen, a shotgun-totin’ goon, ejected me from the park as part of his boss’s fraudulent “Homeland Security” claim.

We didn’t need Judge Cleland to tell us that was a sham.

But the judge has done a wonderful job underlining the scope of Matty’s deceit. What a creaky, rickety, and ultimately stupid case Matty has been making.

But guess what: The chain-link fence still surrounds the section of Riverside Park Matty grabbed. The gas pumps and duty-free store still squat on 23rd Street, a public piece of property ripped off by Matty.

I imagine Matty’s army of lawyers is now headed for the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals to challenge Judge Cleland’s ruling and order.

How much longer will Matty’s false claims be allowed to rule?

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com


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Matty & the judge

Here is the ruling by U.S. District Judge Robert Cleland putting Matty Moroun’s claim of federal powers right where it belongs: In the garbage.

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT

FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF MICHIGAN

SOUTHERN DIVISION

COMMODITIES EXPORT COMPANY,

Plaintiff/Counter-Defendant,

v.

CITY OF DETROIT, UNITED STATES OF

AMERICA,

Defendants/Cross-Defendants,

and

DETROIT INTERNATIONAL BRIDGE

COMPANY,

Defendant/Counter-Plaintiff/Cross-

Plaintiff/Third Party Plaintiff,

v.

WALTER LUBIENSKI and DEAN AYTES,

Third Party Defendants.

Case No. 09-CV-11060-DT

/

OPINION AND ORDER DENYING DIBC’S MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT

AND GRANTING THE UNITED STATES’S MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT

I.  INTRODUCTION

The Ambassador Bridge spans the international border defined by the Detroit

River from Detroit, Michigan on the American side to Windsor, Ontario on its opposite

shore.  The bridge is privately owned and operated by the Detroit International Bridge

Company (“DIBC”).  This litigation began with, and appears to revolve around,

allegations that DIBC regularly resorts to a self-claimed status of “federal

instrumentality,” and the immunity from local and state regulation that such status

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implies.  Defendant United States of America (or “Government”) argues that if DIBC

were truly a federal instrumentality, certain implications would arise, including potential

obligations or liabilities inhering to the federal government of which the United States

wants no part.  Before the court is a motion, filed on February 5, 2010 by Defendant

United States of America, captioned “Motion for Summary Judgment on ‘Federal

Instrumentality’ Status of DIBC” [Dkt. # 55] in which the United States seeks a

declaratory judgment that DIBC does not qualify for federal instrumentality status.

Defendant/Cross Plaintiff DIBC filed its essentially mirror-image “Motion for Summary

Judgment” [Dkt. # 63] on February 26, 2010.  The matters have been fully briefed and

the court conducted a hearing on April 28, 2010.  For the reasons stated below, the

court will grant the motion of the United States and deny DIBC’s.

II.  BACKGROUND

Plaintiff Commodities Export Company initiated this action on March 20, 2009,

against Defendants the United States of America and the City of Detroit.

Plaintiff later filed an amended complaint on May 1, 2009.  On December 21, 2009,

following the conclusion of discovery, the court granted a motion to intervene filed by

DIBC.  Thereafter, by stipulation, Plaintiff filed its “Second Amended Complaint.”

DIBC filed a Counter-Complaint against Plaintiff, and a Third Party Complaint

against Walter Lubienski and Dean Aytes.  Plaintiff and Third Party Defendants have

filed a motion for partial summary judgment related to the Counter-Complaint and Third

Party Complaint.  That motion will not be addressed in this order.

On February 5, 2010, the United States filed a Cross Claim against DIBC.

The parties have since filed various motions seeking to limit or resolve the issues

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before the court.  At issue in this order are 1) a motion for summary judgment filed by

the United States on the issue of DIBC’s “federal instrumentality” status, and 2) DIBC’s

related motion for summary judgment on the United States’s Cross Claim.

A.  Plaintiff’s Claims

In its “Second Amended Complaint,” Plaintiff alleges that it is the owner of

property located at 3317-3325-3331 West Lafayette, Detroit, Michigan in the immediate

area of the international Ambassador Bridge.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 2.)  Plaintiff further

contends that the Defendant City of Detroit is a Michigan municipal corporation with

jurisdiction over streets and roads in the City of Detroit and specifically over 23rd Street

and W. Lafayette in the City of Detroit.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 3.)  Defendant DIBC is a

for-profit Michigan business corporation which owns and operates the Ambassador

Bridge.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 4.)

According to the “Second Amended Complaint,” sometime before November 27,

2008, contractors in the employ of DIBC removed and destroyed the roads (portions of

23rd Street and W. Lafayette) in front of and leading to Plaintiff’s property.  (2nd Am.

Compl. ¶ 8.)  The property is currently rented and the tenants cannot conduct their

business, receive customers or obtain police or fire protection.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 9.)

There are no known government sanctioned plans for removing or abandoning

Lafayette or 23rd Street.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 10.)  Removing Lafayette or 23rd Street

leaves Plaintiff’s property without access, landlocked and valueless.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶

11.)

Plaintiff alleges that under certain federal regulations and statutes, the U.S.

Customs and Border Protection, an agency of the United States Government, is

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responsible for enforcing the requirement that a duty free establishment must make

delivery of tax and duty-free merchandise from a sealed compound to insure exportation

of such merchandise and preclude such merchandise from returning to the United

States.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 5.)  Plaintiff further contends that the U.S. Customs and

Border Protection has tacitly endorsed the taking of Plaintiff’s land by finding that the

Ammex Duty Free Store operated at the Ambassador Bridge is in compliance with the

“sealed compound” requirement when the Ammex is only “sealed” due to the

expropriation of City streets.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 6.)

The Michigan Supreme Court has issued an opinion affirming a lower court

determination that DIBC is an instrumentality –albeit a “limited” instrumentality– of the

United States Government.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 4.)  Plaintiff contends that this

designation has hindered or prohibited the City of Detroit from enforcing its ordinances

against DIBC.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 12.)

Under Count I of the “Second Amended Complaint,” Plaintiff asserts that the City

of Detroit has failed to enforce its ordinances against DIBC and that, therefore, the City

of Detroit and the DIBC have engaged in acts that constitute a taking of Plaintiff’s

property rights without just compensation under the Fifth Amendment of the

Constitution.   (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 14-18.)  Plaintiff also asserts this claim against the

United States of America, arguing that the Government is responsible for the actions of

its agent and instrumentality, DIBC.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 19-20.)  Plaintiff requests in this

claim that the court (1) “[e]njoin all obstructions of 23rd and W. Lafayette in the vicinity

of Plaintiff’s property and affirmatively require that the streets be replaced forthwith” and

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(2) “[o]rder whatever other relief this [c]ourt determines to be appropriate.”   (2nd Am.

Compl. ¶ 20.)

Under Count II, Plaintiff asserts a claim against DIBC entitled “Intentional

Trespass/Nuisance/Interference with Easement.”  Plaintiff contends that DIBC has

trespassed and interfered with the easement rights which Plaintiff and all other abutting

land-owners share in the property “across and [a]long these roads to access their

property and . .  to the center line of all roads.”  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 22.)  Plaintiff

requests that the court order the abatement of DIBC’s public and private nuisance, and

award damages and attorney fees associated with DIBC’s trespass.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶

28.)

In Count III, Plaintiff seeks injunctive and declaratory relief.  Specifically, Plaintiff

seeks a declaration that DIBC “is not a federal instrumentality or that they are otherwise

bound to follow the Ordinances of the City of Detroit with respect to Plaintiff’s property.”

(2nd Am. Compl.¶ 34.)  Plaintiff also seeks injunctive relief requiring the City of Detroit

to enforce its ordinances, and requiring DIBC to cease its actions with respect to W.

Lafayette and 23rd Street and reconstruct the roads.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶ 34.)

In Count IV, Plaintiff asks the court to issue a mandamus requiring the City of

Detroit to enforce its ordinances, ordering the abatement of Defendants’ public and

private nuisance, and ordering the United States to compel its agent and instrumentality

to discontinue its interference with Plaintiff’s property rights.  (2nd Am. Compl.¶ 40.)

Count V asserts an action against DIBC under 42 U.S.C. § 1983.  Plaintiff claims

that DIBC’s actions with respect to the relevant property has been taken under the color

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of state law, with a “mantle of authority” which subjects DIBC to liability under § 1983.

(2nd Am. Compl.¶¶ 42-49.)

Count IV asserts a “Bivens” claim against DIBC, arguing that DIBC has also

taken its actions under the color of federal law and, as such, should be compelled to

cease its alleged unconstitutional actions.  (2nd Am. Compl. ¶¶ 51-54.)

Finally, in Count VI, Plaintiff asserts an “Interference with Business Expectancy”

claim against DIBC.

B.  Cross Claim by the United States

In its Cross Claim, the United States asserts one Count against DIBC, entitled

“Misappropriation of Federal Status.”  The United States alleges that DIBC continuously

holds itself out as a federal instrumentality and the United States specifically opposes

this characterization of DIBC.  (Cross Cl. at ¶¶ 7-10.)  The United States contends that it

is improper to invoke federal instrumentality status over the objection of the

Government.  (Cross Cl. ¶ 20.)  The United States asserts that “Plaintiff Commodities

has stated claims against the United States in this action on the grounds that the federal

government’s instrumentality, DIBC, has committed an unconstitutional taking[ ] and

otherwise interfered with Commodities’s rights,” (Cross Cl. ¶ 15), but that because DIBC

is not a federal instrumentality “DIBC’s misfeasance or alleged misfeasance towards

Commodities, is not properly attributable to the federal government,” (Cross Cl. ¶ 21).

The United States thus seeks declaratory and injunctive relief as follows:

Pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §2201, Fed. R. Civ. Proc. 57, and this Court’s

inherent authority, the United States hereby requests enforcement of

federal law through a declaration by the Court that DIBC is not a federal

instrumentality or limited federal instrumentality or any type of appendage

of the federal government.

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Pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §2202 and this Court’s inherent authority, the

United States hereby requests that the Court permanently enjoin DIBC

and its corporate affiliates from misappropriating the status of “federal

instrumentality,” and to cease and desist from misrepresenting that it is

any kind of federal instrumentality or other arm or agent of the federal

government, in state court, federal court, or elsewhere.

(Cross Cl. ¶¶ 22-23.)

C.  Michigan Supreme Court Case

Much of the substance of the parties’ arguments herein arise out of or relate to

an opinion rendered by the Michigan Supreme Court in 2008.  In City of Detroit v.

Ambassador Bridge Co., 748 N.W.2d 221 (Mich. 2008), the City of Detroit filed an action

against DIBC to enforce its zoning ordinance to stop DIBC’s construction projects

located in and around the Ambassador Bridge’s footprint, specifically related to the

construction of toll booths.  After a four-week bench trial, the trial court issued an

opinion finding that DIBC was immune from Detroit’s zoning ordinance due to its status

as a federal instrumentality.  Id. at 223-24.  The trial court also found that Detroit’s

zoning ordinance was preempted by the federal government’s “demonstrated intent to

control the entire bridge complex.”  Id. at 224.  The Michigan Court of Appeals reversed

on both grounds.  Id. The Michigan Supreme Court subsequently reversed the Court of

Appeals and found that DIBC “is a federal instrumentality for the limited purpose of

facilitating traffic over the Ambassador Bridge and, as such, is immune from the zoning

regulation of the city of Detroit that would preclude construction projects furthering this

limited federal purpose.”  Id. at 223.  In so holding, the Michigan Supreme Court noted:

We note that the DIBC’s status as a federal instrumentality is limited to

actions that are clearly and directly associated with the facilitation of traffic

across the Ambassador Bridge.  Accordingly, the DIBC may not fit its

non-traffic-facilitative actions into this status.  This issue could be

described as evaluating the scope of the federal instrumentality’s

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immunity.  This issue is particularly important in cases of limited federal

instrumentalities, such as this case, because immunity extends only to

acts that are within the scope of instrumentality’s federal purpose.  While

we do not attempt to list all the actions that do or do not fall within the

DIBC’s scope of immunity, we agree with the trial court that the DIBC’s

construction projects are within its scope of immunity.

Id. at 230-31.  Having determined that DIBC is a “limited federal instrumentality and

holding that its construction projects were actions within its scope of immunity,” the

court next addressed whether enforcement of the subject City of Detroit ordinances

would interfere with DIBC’s federal function.  Id. at 231.  The court stated that “if the

city’s ordinance does interfere with the DIBC’s limited federal purpose, we must analyze

the magnitude of that interference because federal instrumentalities are not ‘insulated

from incidental or nonburdensome local requirements.’”  Id. (citing Don’t Tear It Down,

Inc. v. Pennsylvania Ave. Development Corp., 642 F.2d 527 (D.C. Cir. 1980)).  The

court found that the City of Detroit’s ordinance did, in fact, inhibit DIBC’s federal

purpose. The court thus concluded that “the DIBC, as a limited federal instrumentality, is

immune from the city’s ordinance as it applies to the construction projects before us.”

Id. at 233.  The court’s “Conclusion” section stated:

After accepting the facts established by the trial court, we affirm the

judgment of the trial court, reverse the judgment of the Court of Appeals,

and hold that the DIBC is a federal instrumentality for the limited purpose

of facilitating traffic flow across the Ambassador Bridge and is, therefore,

immune from any state law or local regulation that directly inhibits that

purpose.  Further, we affirm the trial court’s holding that this particular

application of the city’s zoning ordinance inhibits the DIBC’s federal

purpose.  However, we choose not to formulate an arbitrary bright-line rule

concerning future conflicts between the DIBC, in its limited

federal-instrumentality status, and state or local regulation. We trust the

trial courts to examine whether a state law or local regulation directly

inhibits the DIBC’s unique and limited federal-instrumentality status in any

future disputes.

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The parties all treat the cross-motions as motions under Federal Rule of Civil

Procedure 56.  DIBC’s motion, however, could likely have been filed under Rule

12(b)(6) as it appears to be directed primarily at the pleadings.  Nonetheless, as the

parties all label their motions as summary judgment motions, and as they all rely on

matters outside of the pleadings, the court will analyze them under Rule 56.

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The judgment of the Court of Appeals is reversed, and the case is

remanded to the trial court for the entry of an injunction consistent with this

opinion.

Id.

On July 31, 2008, after the case had been remanded, the trial court judge issued

a permanent injunction ordering that:

the City of Detroit and its agencies, departments, and personnel are

hereby permanently enjoined from enforcing or implementing any

ordinance, regulation, policy, practice, rule or procedure the purpose of

effect of which would directly inhibit the [DIBC], its successors and assigns

conducting its activity as a federal instrumentality which includes,

addressing, expanding, improving, managing or in any manner facilitating

the flow of traffic across the Ambassador Bridge.

(7/31/08 Injunction at 2, DIBC’s Resp. Br. Ex. C.)

III.  STANDARD1

Under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 56, summary judgment is proper when

there is no genuine issue as to any material fact and the moving party is entitled to

judgment as a matter of law.  Fed. R. Civ. P. 56(c).  “In deciding a motion for summary

judgment, the court must view the evidence in the light most favorable to the non-

moving party, drawing all reasonable inferences in that party’s favor.”  Sagan v. United

States, 342 F.3d 493, 497 (6th Cir. 2003).  “Where the moving party has carried its

burden of showing that the pleadings, depositions, answers to interrogatories,

admissions and affidavits in the record, construed favorably to the non-moving party, do

not raise a genuine issue of material fact for trial, entry of summary judgment is

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appropriate.”  Gutierrez v. Lynch, 826 F.2d 1534, 1536 (6th Cir. 1987) (citing Celotex

Corp. v. Catrett, 477 U.S. 317 (1986)).

The court does not “‘weigh the evidence [to] determine the truth of the matter

but[, rather,] to determine whether there is a genuine issue for trial.’”  Sagan, 342 F.3d

at 497 (quoting Anderson v. Liberty Lobby, Inc., 477 U.S. 242, 249 (1986)).  The moving

party discharges its burden by “‘showing’–that is, pointing out to the district court–that

there is an absence of evidence to support the nonmoving party’s case.” Horton v.

Potter, 369 F.3d 906, 909 (2004) (citing Celotex, 477 U.S. at 325).  The burden then

shifts to the nonmoving party, who “must do more than simply show that there is some

metaphysical doubt as to the material facts.”  Matsushita Elec. Indus. Co. v. Zenith

Radio Corp., 475 U.S. 574, 586 (1986).  The non-moving party must put forth enough

evidence to show that there exists “a genuine issue for trial.”  Horton, 369 F.3d at 909

(citing Matsushita, 475 U.S. at 587).  Summary judgment is not appropriate when “the

evidence presents a sufficient disagreement to require submission to a jury.”  Anderson,

477 U.S. at 251-52.

IV.  DISCUSSION

A.  DIBC’s Motion

DIBC argues that it is entitled to summary judgment on the Government’s Cross

Claim for a variety of reasons, but the organization-by-shotgun methodology of DIBC’s

brief makes it difficult to identify with precision the arguments on which DIBC relies.

The “Argument” section of DIBC’s brief, however, identifies three distinct theories,

specifically identified and enumerated under separate headings.  The Government’s

response focuses on these three arguments as does DIBC’s reply.  The court will

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Nonetheless, it bears mention that one of DIBC’s arguments appears to have

been revealed as disingenuously inconsistent with its nearly contemporaneous pleading

in another case.  DIBC asserts that it has “not taken or claimed to take any action

Plaintiff complains of based on the fact that DIBC is a federal instrumentality.”  (DIBC’s

Mot. Br. at 3.)  Instead, DIBC contends that it either owned both sides of 23rd Street or

it had the permission of the owners of 23rd Street.  DIBC states that the City, at MDOT’s

request, closed Lafayette for the Gateway Project, and DIBC constructed an access

road to the Bait Shop.  (Id.)  DIBC asserts it was not acting as a federal instrumentality

in these actions.  (Id.)

Plaintiff, however, has filed a response to DIBC’s motion, relevant to the

arguments asserted against Plaintiff’s complaint.  Attached to the response is a

pleading filed in state court on March 5, 2010, which seeks a declaration of rights

regarding a portion of 23rd Street.   (Pl.’s Resp. at Ex. A.)  The pleading states that it is

based in part on Michigan statutory and common real property law and “partly upon this

Court’s permanent injunction and upon the decision of the Michigan Supreme Court,

which unanimously ‘h[e]ld that DIBC is a federal instrumentality for the limited purpose

of facilitating traffic flow across the Ambassador Bridge and is, therefore, immune from

any state law or local regulation that directly inhibits that purpose.’” (Id., citing City of

Detroit v. Ambassador Bridge Co., 481 Mich. 29 (2008) (alteration in original).)

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therefore primarily devote its analysis to these three arguments.  Under a heading

entitled “Introduction and Summary of the Arguments,” DIBC includes eight additional,

or supplemental, subheadings.  Some of these subheadings are merely factual

assertions (see subheadings 1, 2), some overlap with DIBC’s primary arguments (see

subheadings 6-8), and many attack Plaintiff’s complaint (see subheadings 3-5).  DIBC

seems to argue that if Plaintiff’s complaint fails, then the Government’s Cross Claim

must be dismissed.  However, as will be discussed below, the Government’s Cross

Claim has identified a sufficient federal claim to invoke this court’s jurisdiction and is not

dependant on the success or vitality of Plaintiff’s claims.  Further, a motion for summary

judgment on the Government’s Cross Claim is not the appropriate place to advance an

attack on Plaintiff’s complaint. The court rejects any DIBC argument that relates to

Plaintiff’s complaint.2

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1.  Justiciable Controversy

DIBC first argues that there is no justiciable controversy between it and the

United States.  As DIBC points out, the Sixth Circuit has “recognized that declaratory

judgment actions often require courts to face the difficult task of distinguishing ‘between

actual controversies and attempts to obtain advisory opinions on the basis of

hypothetical controversies.’”  Coalition for Government Procurement v. Federal Prison

Industries, Inc., 365 F.3d 435, 458 (6th Cir. 2004) (quoting Kardules v. City of

Columbus, 95 F.3d 1335, 1343-44 (6th Cir. 1996)).  Indeed, “the Declaratory Judgment

Act, 28 U.S.C. §§ 2201-2202, ‘does not broaden the jurisdiction granted to the federal

courts by the Constitution and statutes enacted pursuant thereto,’ and that,

consequently, ‘there still must be a case or controversy before a federal court can

assume jurisdiction and reach the merits of a [declaratory judgment action].”  Id. at 458-

459 (quoting Brennan v. Rhodes, 423 F.2d 706, 706-07 (6th Cir. 1970)).  “The question

is ‘whether the facts alleged, under all the circumstances, show that there is a

substantial controversy, between parties having adverse legal interests, of sufficient

immediacy and reality to warrant the issuance of a declaratory judgment.’”  Super Tire

Engineering Co. v. McCorkle, 416 U.S. 115, 122 (1974) (quoting Maryland Casualty Co.

v. Pacific Coal & Oil Co., 312 U.S. 270, 273 (1941)).

DIBC argues that the United States has presented a “hypothetical controversy,”

and that the United States is “attacking a decision of the Michigan Supreme Court that

has absolutely no effect upon the acts, conduct, rights or privileges of the [United

States], but directly affects the State of Michigan and its political subdivisions.”  (DIBC’s

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2/26/10 Mot. Br. at 14.)  DIBC contends that a declaration regarding its status as a

federal instrumentality will not “in any manner affect the conduct between DIBC and the

[United States].  DIBC has not asserted its status as a federal instrumentality as a

defense to any actual or threatened action by the [United States] nor has it used its

status as a means to obligate or make the [United States] liable in any way.”  (Id. at 14-

15.)  DIBC further argues that the United States “has not identified any action taken

against DIBC that would be affected in any manner by a declaration by this [c]ourt that

DIBC is or is not a federal instrumentality.”  (Id. at 15.)

In response, the United States argues that federal jurisdiction exists because the

determination of whether an entity is a federal instrumentality presents a federal

question.   This argument, however, addresses whether subject matter jurisdiction

exists generally, not to whether the United States has asserted an actual and immediate

controversy sufficient to invoke the protection of the Declaratory Judgment Act.  To that

end, the United States also argues that a justiciable controversy exists because if DIBC

is an instrumentality of the United States, and DIBC “deprived private landowners like

Commodities of their property rights without compensation, as alleged here, then such

landowners would have a claim against the federal government.”  (Gov’t 3/18/10 Resp

at 6.)   In support of this position, the United States cites cases in which courts have

held that federal instrumentalities are capable of actions attributable to the federal

government.

In Lebron v. National R.R. Passenger Corp., 513 U.S. 374 (1995), the Supreme

Court held that the federal government could not avoid its constitutional obligations by

creating a “private” company to act in its stead.  The Court reasoned:

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That Government-created and -controlled corporations are (for many

purposes at least) part of the Government itself has a strong basis, not

merely in past practice and understanding, but in reason itself.  It surely

cannot be that government, state or federal, is able to evade the most

solemn obligations imposed in the Constitution by simply resorting to the

corporate form. On that thesis, Plessy v. Ferguson, 163 U.S. 537, 16 S.Ct.

1138, 41 L.Ed. 256 (1896), can be resurrected by the simple device of

having the State of Louisiana operate segregated trains through a

state-owned Amtrak.  In Pennsylvania v. Board of Directors of City Trusts

of Philadelphia, 353 U.S. 230, 77 S.Ct. 806, 1 L.Ed.2d 792 (1957) (per

curiam), we held that Girard College, which had been built and maintained

pursuant to a privately erected trust, was nevertheless a governmental

actor for constitutional purposes because it was operated and controlled

by a board of state appointees, which was itself a state agency.  Id., at

231, 77 S.Ct., at 806.

Id. at 397.  The Court held that “where . . . the Government creates a corporation by

special law, for the furtherance of governmental objectives, and retains for itself

permanent authority to appoint a majority of the directors of that corporation, the

corporation is part of the Government for purposes of the First Amendment.”  Id. at 400.

The United States also cites two cases in which the federal government was

sued for the alleged wrongdoing of a federal instrumentality.  (See Gov’t 3/18/10 Resp

at 6 (citing L’Enfant Plaza Properties, Inc. v. United States, 3 Cl.Ct. 582, 585

(Cl.Ct.1983).)  In L’Enfant Plaza, defendant United States had moved to dismiss on

grounds that the court lacked jurisdiction because RLA was not a federal

instrumentality. The trial court, however, held that RLA was a federal instrumentality,

L’Enfant Plaza Properties, Inc. v. United States, 209 Ct.Cl. 727 (1976), and trial ensued

in which the court held that leases were breached by RLA and that the United States

was liable for the damages thereby incurred.  The United States also cites Breitbeck v.

United States, 500 F.2d 556 (Ct.Cl. 1974), in which the court found that it was

clear that action here is not precluded by the mere fact that the

[defendant] entity is a wholly-owned federal corporation which is itself

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Similarly, in a post-hearing brief filed by the City of Detroit, the City

contends that if this court were to accept an argument made by DIBC that the

federal government authorized DIBC to take control of the City’s public streets,

then the City would, in turn, assert a Fifth Amendment takings claim against the

federal government.  (See City’s May 5, 2010 Supp. Br. at 2-3, n.3.)

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suable in some other court. The critical questions, as formulated in Butz

Engineering, are, first, whether the organization is functioning as an

instrumentality of the Federal Government, and, second, whether the

Government can demonstrate some special reason why this court is

without jurisdiction, even though the agency is a federal instrument, to

hear the claim.

Breitbeck v. United States, 500 F.2d at 558 (emphasis added).

In light of this authority, the court finds that the United States has sufficiently

identified a justiciable controversy for purposes of seeking a declaratory judgment

concerning DIBC’s activities relative to Plaintiff’s property.  The United States contends,

and the court agrees, that in the event DIBC is a federal instrumentality, DIBC’s actions

could expose the United States to liability.  Specifically, as relates to this action, if

DIBC’s actions, taken as a purported federal instrumentality, resulted in an unlawful,

uncompensated taking of Plaintiff’s property, the United States could be held liable to

Plaintiff.3  This controversy is of “sufficient immediacy and reality to warrant the

issuance of a declaratory judgment.’”  Super Tire Engineering Co., 416 U.S. at 122.

2.  Jurisdiction and the Rooker-Feldman Doctrine

DIBC next argues that “this court has no jurisdiction to make any declaration

about the finding of the Michigan Supreme Court at all, and especially when there are

no federal interests are at issue.”  (DIBC Mot. Br. at 16.)  Specifically, DIBC contends

that the United States “seeks a declaratory judgment by collateral attacking the

Michigan Supreme Court’s decision and the subsequently issued Permanent Injunction

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[and s]uch review is barred by a practical application of the principles underlying the

Rooker-Feldman doctrine.”  (Id.)

The Rooker-Feldman doctrine originated in two Supreme Court cases, Rooker-

Fidelity Trust Co., 263 U.S. 413 (1923) and District of Columbia Court of Appeals v.

Feldman, 460 U.S. 462 (1983).  The doctrine holds that lower federal courts do not have

jurisdiction to review challenges to state court decisions, because such reviews may

only be had in the Supreme Court pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1257. Tropf v. Fidelity Nat.

Title Ins. Co., 289 F.3d 929, 936 (6th Cir. 2002).

The Supreme Court reaffirmed and clarified the doctrine in Exxon Mobil

Corporation v. Saudi Basic Indus. Corp., 540 U.S. 280 (2005), holding that the doctrine

applies to “cases brought by state-court losers complaining of injuries caused by state-

court judgments rendered before the district court proceedings commenced and inviting

district court review and rejection of those judgments.”  540 U.S. at 284.  The Supreme

Court, however, also stated that even if “a federal plaintiff ‘present[s] some independent

claim, albeit one that denies a legal conclusion that a state court has reached in a case

to which he was a party,” jurisdiction still exists.  Id. at 293 (quoting GASH Assocs. v.

Rosemont, 995 F.2d 726, 728 (7th Cir. 1993)).

“In the wake of Exxon, [the Sixth Circuit] has tightened the scope of Rooker

-Feldman.”  Pittman v. Cuyahoga County Dep’t of Children and Family Servs., 241 F.

App’x 285, 287 (6th Cir. 2007) (citing Coles v. Granville, 448 F.3d 853, 857 (6th Cir.

2006) (“Rooker -Feldman is a doctrine with only limited application.”)).  The Sixth Circuit

has interpreted Exxon’s “limitation to mean that the Rooker-Feldman doctrine applies

only when a plaintiff complains of injury from the state-court judgment itself.”  Carter v.

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Burns, 524 F.3d 796, 798 (6th Cir. 2008).  “The pertinent inquiry after Exxon is the

‘source of the injury’ the plaintiff alleges in the federal complaint.”  In re Smith, 349 F.

App’x 12, 14 (6th Cir. 2009) (citing McCormick v. Braverman, 451 F.3d 382, 393 (6th

Cir. 2006)).

If the source of the injury is the state court decision, then the Rooker-

Feldman doctrine would prevent the district court from asserting

jurisdiction.  If there is some other source of the injury, such as a third

party’s actions, then the plaintiff asserts an independent claim.

McCormick, F.3d at 393.  As explained by the Sixth Circuit:

The Rooker-Feldman doctrine embodies the notion that appellate review

of state court decisions and the validity of state judicial proceedings is

limited to the Supreme Court under 28 U.S.C. § 1257, and thus that

federal district courts lack jurisdiction to review such matters. See Exxon

Mobil Corp. v. Saudi Basic Indus. Corp., 544 U.S. 280, 291, 125 S.Ct.

1517, 161 L.Ed.2d 454 (2005) (“[T]his Court’s appellate jurisdiction over

state-court judgments … precludes a United States district court from

exercising subject-matter jurisdiction.”); Lawrence v. Welch, 531 F.3d 364,

368 (6th Cir.2008) (“The Rooker-Feldman doctrine is based on the

negative inference that, if appellate court review of such state judgments

is vested in the Supreme Court, then it follows that such review may not

be had in the lower federal courts.”).  The Rooker-Feldman doctrine

applies in those circumstances where a party initiates an action in federal

district court “complaining of an injury caused by the state-court judgment

and seeking review and rejection of that judgment.”  Exxon Mobil, 544

U.S. at 291, 125 S.Ct. 1517 (emphasis added).

In re Cook, 551 F.3d 542, 548 (6th Cir. 2009).

There are, however, limits to the doctrine.  For example, the doctrine does not

apply to bar a suit when there is parallel state and federal litigation nor, in such

situations, is Rooker-Feldman “triggered simply by the entry of judgment in state court.”

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Issue preclusion, unlike the Rooker-Feldman doctrine, is not a jurisdictional

issue.  Exxon Mobil Corp., 544 U.S. at 293.  “In parallel litigation, a federal court may be

bound to recognize the claim- and issue-preclusive effects of a state-court judgment,

but federal jurisdiction over an action does not terminate automatically on the entry of

judgment in the state court.”  Id.

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Exxon Mobil Corp., 544 U.S. at 292.  “Disposition of the federal action, once the

state-court adjudication is complete, would be governed by preclusion law.”  Id. at 293.4

Further, under the Rooker-Feldman doctrine, 28 U.S.C. § 1257 does not “stop a district

court from exercising subject-matter jurisdiction simply because a party attempts to

litigate in federal court a matter previously litigated in state court.”  Id. (“If a federal

plaintiff ‘present[s] some independent claim, albeit one that denies a legal conclusion

that a state court has reached in a case to which he was a party . . . , then there is

jurisdiction and state law determines whether the defendant prevails under principles of

preclusion.’”) (quoting GASH Assocs. v. Rosemont, 995 F.2d 726, 728 (7th Cir. 1993)).

More directly applicable to this case, however, the Sixth Circuit has definitively

held that “[t]he Rooker-Feldman doctrine does not apply to bar a suit in federal court

brought by a party that was not a party in the preceding action in state court.”  United

States v. Owens, 54 F.3d 271, 274 (6th Cir. 1995) (citing Valenti v. Mitchell, 962 F.2d

288 (3rd Cir. 1992)).  This is because “[c]learly, a party cannot be said to be appealing a

decision by a state court when it was not a party to the case.”  Id. Additionally, “the

doctrine may not bar a party against whom there is no state court judgment.”  Id. (citing

Leaf v. Supreme Court of Wisconsin, 979 F.2d 589 (7th Cir.1992)).

The Michigan Supreme Court case was filed by the City of Detroit against DIBC.

While both of those parties are also parties to the instant litigation, the doctrine cannot

be asserted against Plaintiff or against the United States, as they were not parties to the

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Plaintiff is not a “citizen” of Detroit in privity with the City of Detroit simply

because it is a Michigan corporation that operates in the City of Detroit.  Contrary to

DIBC’s arguments, Plaintiff asserts wrongs distinct from those felt by every taxpayer in

the City of Detroit related to the alleged actions restricting or preventing the use of

Plaintiff’s property. Moreover, as Plaintiff points out, Plaintiff appears to be a “citizen” of

Clinton Township, Michigan, if anywhere, as it is there that Plaintiff maintains its

registered office.  (Pl.’s Resp. at 6.)  In addition, there can be no cogent argument that

the United States is in privity with the City of Detroit.

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prior litigation.  Owens, 54 F.3d at 274.  Moreover, although both Plaintiff and the United

States challenge the holding of the Michigan Supreme Court, they cannot be said to be

“state-court losers” of the prior litigation, as they were not parties of that litigation.  The

Rooker-Feldman doctrine could not apply to parties that were not present in the

state-court litigation.”  Pieper v. Am. Arbitration Ass’n, Inc., 336 F.3d 458, 463 n.4 (6th

Cir. 2003) (citing Owens, 54 F.3d at 274).

The court rejects as frivolous DIBC’s argument that Plaintiff, as a “citizen”5 of the

City of Detroit, is necessarily in privity with the City and is therefore precluded by the

principles underlying Rooker-Feldman because the City was a party to the prior

litigation.  DIBC relies on preclusion law as support for this argument (see DIBC’s Mot.

Br. at 5-6), but as stated above, preclusion is an issue separate from the Rooker-

Feldman doctrine.  DIBC cites Lance v. Dennis, 546 U.S. 459 (2006) for the proposition

that one of the requirements of the Rooker-Feldman doctrine is that “the party against

whom the doctrine is invoked must have actually been a party to the prior state-court

judgment or have been in privity with such a party.”  Id. at 462 (quoting Lance v.

Davidson, 379 F.Supp.2d 1117, 1124 (2005)).  DIBC accurately quotes those certain

words from the Court’s opinion in Lance, but the cited material comes from the Court’s

recitation of the district court opinion which the Court then proceeded to vacate.  The

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Court’s opinion at that point focused on the district court’s mistake in finding that the

Rooker-Feldman doctrine applied to privies.  The Court explained:

In the case before us, the plaintiffs were plainly not parties to the

underlying state-court proceeding in Salazar. Salazar was an action

brought by the state attorney general against the secretary of state, in

which the Colorado General Assembly intervened. 79 P.3d, at 1227. The

four citizen-plaintiffs here did not participate in Salazar, and were not in a

“position to ask this Court to review the state court’s judgment.” De

Grandy, supra, at 1006, 114 S.Ct. 2647; see Karcher v. May, 484 U.S. 72,

77, 108 S.Ct. 388, 98 L.Ed.2d 327 (1987) (“[T]he general rule [is] that one

who is not a party or has not been treated as a party to a judgment has no

right to appeal therefrom”).

Although the District Court recognized the “general rule” that “

Rooker-Feldman may not be invoked against a federal-court plaintiff who

was not actually a party to the prior state-court judgment,” 379 F.Supp.2d,

at 1123, it nevertheless followed Tenth Circuit precedent in allowing

application of Rooker-Feldman against parties who were in privity with a

party to the earlier state-court action, 379 F.Supp.2d, at 1123 (citing

Kenmen Eng. v. Union, 314 F.3d 468, 481 (2002)). In determining whether

privity existed, the court looked to cases concerning the preclusive effect

that state courts are required to give federal-court judgments. 379

F.Supp.2d, at 1125 (citing Washington, 443 U.S., at 693, n. 32, 99 S.Ct.

3055; Taxpayers of Tacoma, 357 U.S., at 340-341, 78 S.Ct. 1209). It

concluded that-for Rooker-Feldman as well as preclusion purposes-“the

outcome of the government’s litigation over a matter of public concern

binds its citizens.” 379 F.Supp.2d, at 1125.

Lance,  546 U.S. at 465.  The Court specifically rejected the insertion of preclusion law

into the Rooker-Feldman doctrine:

The District Court erroneously conflated preclusion law with

Rooker-Feldman.  Whatever the impact of privity principles on preclusion

rules, Rooker-Feldman is not simply preclusion by another name. The

doctrine applies only in “limited circumstances,” Exxon Mobil, supra, at

291, 125 S.Ct. 1517, where a party in effect seeks to take an appeal of an

unfavorable state-court decision to a lower federal court.  The

Rooker-Feldman doctrine does not bar actions by nonparties to the earlier

state-court judgment simply because, for purposes of preclusion law, they

could be considered in privity with a party to the judgment.

A more expansive Rooker-Feldman rule would tend to supplant Congress’

mandate, under the Full Faith and Credit Act, 28 U.S.C. § 1738, that

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Further, to the extent DIBC relies on any theory of preclusion, the court finds

such reliance misplaced.  Under Michigan law, the doctrine of res judicata bars a

subsequent action when “(1) the first action was decided on the merits, (2) the matter

contested in the second action was or could have been resolved in the first, and (3) both

actions involve the same parties or their privies.”  Estes v. Titus, 751 N.W.2d 493, 499

(Mich. 2008) (quoting Dart v. Dart, 597 N.W.2d 82 (Mich. 1999)).  Similarly, the doctrine

of collateral estoppel “bars relitigation of an issue in a new action arising between the

same parties or their privies when the earlier proceeding resulted in a valid final

judgment and the issue in question was actually and necessarily determined in that prior

proceeding.”  Leahy v. Orion Township, 711 N.W.2d 438, 441 (Mich. Ct. App. 2006) (per

curiam).  Because the court is unconvinced that either Plaintiff or the United States is a

privy of the City of Detroit, the doctrines of res judicata and collateral estoppel do not

apply.  Likewise, the court also finds that the Younger abstention doctrine does not

apply, because Plaintiff and the United States are neither parties nor even privies to the

Michigan Supreme Court injunction.  See Gottfried v. Medical Planning Services, Inc.,

142 F.3d 326, 329 (6th Cir. 1998) (“One could argue that the ongoing injunction is the

equivalent of a pending state court action for purposes of Younger abstention. Yet that

argument only holds if the federal plaintiff is a party to the state court’s injunction. As

with the Anti-Injunction Act and the rules of preclusion, Younger abstention cannot apply

to one like Gottfried who is a stranger to the state proceeding.” (citations omitted)).

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federal courts “‘give the same preclusive effect to state court judgments

that those judgments would be given in the courts of the State from which

the judgments emerged.’”  Baker v. General Motors Corp., 522 U.S. 222,

246, 118 S.Ct. 657, 139 L.Ed.2d 580 (1998) (quoting Kremer v. Chemical

Constr. Corp., 456 U.S. 461, 466, 102 S.Ct. 1883, 72 L.Ed.2d 262 (1982));

see Exxon Mobil, supra, at 293, 125 S.Ct. 1517.  Congress has directed

federal courts to look principally to state law in deciding what effect to give

state-court judgments. Incorporation of preclusion principles into

Rooker-Feldman risks turning that limited doctrine into a uniform federal

rule governing the preclusive effect of state-court judgments, contrary to

the Full Faith and Credit Act.

Id. at 466 (footnote omitted).  The Supreme Court rejected the very argument now

asserted by DIBC, i.e., that the Rooker-Feldman doctrine applies to bar an action by the

privies of the parties from the prior litigation.  The Supreme Court has spoken clearly on

this issue.  DIBC’s argument fails.6

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3.  Agency Relationship

DIBC next asserts that Plaintiff’s claims against the United States rely on agency

law, as distinct from the law related to federal instrumentalities.  There appears to be no

dispute among the parties that DIBC is not an agent of the United States.  DIBC argues

that, even if it is a federal instrumentality, this status does not subject the United States

to any liability for DIBC’s actions.  As explained above, however, the Government has

identified exemplar cases in which the United States was sued for the actions of an

entity determined to have been a federal instrumentality.  Plaintiff’s claims against the

United States are potentially viable, contingent upon the legitimacy of DIBC’s status as

instrumentality.  DIBC’s argument is therefore rejected. Because DIBC has failed to

show that the Government’s cross claim fails as a matter of law, its motion for summary

judgment will be denied.

B.  The Government’s Motion

The Government has filed its own motion for summary judgment on the federal

instrumentality issue.  Specifically, the Government moves that the court “declare that

DIBC is not a federal instrumentality and enjoin DIBC from misrepresenting that it is

such an arm of the federal government.”  (Gov’t’s Mot. Br. at 2.)  The Government also

asks that the court thereafter dismiss the United States from this lawsuit.  (Id.)   The

Government’s motion is focused principally on seeking a general declaration that the

DIBC is not a federal instrumentality.  The court, however, examines the federal

instrumentality question within the facts of this case, arising as they do out of DIBC’s

actions with respect to Plaintiff’s property rights.

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“It is long established that any state or local law which attempts to impede or

control the federal government or its instrumentalities is deemed presumptively invalid

under the Supremacy Clause.”  Augustine v. Department of Veterans Affairs, 429 F.3d

1334, 1339 (Fed. Cir. 2005) (citing Leslie Miller, Inc. v. Arkansas, 352 U.S. 187, 189-90

(1956); Johnson v. Maryland, 254 U.S. 51, 57 (1920); McCulloch v. Maryland, 17 U.S.

316, 429-430 (1819); Mount Olivet Cemetery Ass’n. v. Salt Lake City, 164 F.3d 480,

486 (10th Cir. 1998); Don’t Tear It Down, Inc. v. Pa. Ave. Dev. Corp., 642 F.2d 527,

534-35 (D.C.Cir.1980)).

In its motion and supporting brief, the Government sets forth an accurate and

comprehensive history of federal instrumentalities.  Indeed, both parties have identified

numerous cases discussing, in varying terms of specificity, the meaning and purpose of

federal instrumentalities.  The principle of federal instrumentality immunity arose in

McCulloch v. Maryland, 17 U.S. 316 (1819), in which the Supreme Court established

the doctrine of federal immunity from state taxation.  As later explained by the Sixth

Circuit:

In that case, the Court held that, absent Congressional consent, the

federal government and its instrumentalities are immune from state

taxation under the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution. Id. Congress

clearly has not consented to state taxation of federal credit unions; to the

contrary, Congress has expressly prohibited state taxation of federal credit

unions, except for ad valorem taxation of real and personal property. 12

U.S.C. § 1768. Therefore, if federal credit unions are federal

instrumentalities, they are entitled to constitutional, as well as, statutory,

immunity from state taxation.

United States of America v. State of Mich., 851 F.2d 803, 805-06 (6th Cir. 1988)

(footnote omitted).

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Justice White, dissenting in Goodyear Atomic Corp. v. Miller,  486 U.S. 174,

succinctly set forth the rationale behind federal instrumentality immunity:

The Court’s seminal decision in McCulloch v. Maryland, 4 Wheat. 316, 4

L.Ed. 579 (1819), establishes the principle that the States may not

exercise their sovereign powers so as to control those instrumentalities of

the United States which have been judged necessary and proper to carry

into effect federal laws and policies.  Although the narrow issue in that

case involved only the assertion by the State of Maryland of its power to

tax a federal bank, the Court laid down a more general construction of the

Supremacy Clause that has proved to be enduring in its force of reason.

As the Court stated:  “The attempt to use [state sovereign power] on the

means employed by the government of the Union, in pursuance of the

constitution, is itself an abuse, because it is the usurpation of a power

which the people of a single State cannot give.”  Id. at 430.  The contrary

principle would be “capable of arresting all the measures of the

government, and of prostrating it at the foot of the States.  The American

people have declared their constitution, and the laws made in pursuance

thereof, to be supreme; but this principle would transfer the supremacy, in

fact, to the States.”  Id. at 432.  “The result,” the Court concluded, “is a

conviction that the States have no power, by taxation or otherwise, to

retard, impede, burden, or in any manner control, the operations of the

constitutional laws enacted by Congress to carry into execution the

powers vested in the general government.”  Id. at 436 (emphasis added).

Although, again, the narrow issue in McCulloch concerned only the power

to tax, which as the Court noted “involves the power to destroy,” id., at

431, the passages quoted above demonstrate that the decision was

formulated, explicitly, with sufficient breadth to apply to other measures a

State might impose that would “retard, impede, burden, or in any manner

control” the operations of federal instrumentalities.  Id. at 436.  And,

clearly, the power to regulate also involves “the power to destroy” if the

regulatory web is spun too tightly around its object. More commonly,

however, the additional and perhaps conflicting regulations imposed by a

State would simply burden the federal instrumentality, interfere with its

operations, and frustrate the federal objectives it is designed to achieve.

Nonetheless, the law has long been settled that such regulation cannot be

imposed on federal instrumentalities by the States, under the Supremacy

Clause, unless the Federal Government directly indicates that it finds such

impositions to be consistent with the proper pursuit of its powers under

federal law.  Hancock v. Train, 426 U.S. 167, 178-179, 96 S.Ct. 2006,

2012-2013, 48 L.Ed.2d 555 (1976); Mayo v. United States, 319 U.S. 441,

447-448, 63 S.Ct. 1137, 1140-1141, 87 L.Ed. 1504 (1943).

Goodyear Atomic Corp. v. Miller,  486 U.S. 174, 186-188 (1988) (White, J., dissenting).

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As both parties acknowledge, there is no bright line test or rule to identify a

federal instrumentality.   Augustine, 429 F.3d at 1339; see also Dep’t of Employment,

385 U.S. at 358-59 (“There is no simple test for ascertaining whether an institution is so

closely related to governmental activity as to become a tax-immune instrumentality.”).

Instead, “the Supreme Court has looked to several factors, including: whether the entity

was created by the government; whether it was established to pursue governmental

objectives; whether government officials handle and control its operations; and whether

the officers of the entity are appointed by the government.” Augustine, 429 F.3d at 1339

n.3 (citing Lebron v. Nat’l R.R. Passenger Corp., 513 U.S. 374, 397-98 (1995)).  The

Sixth Circuit similarly has stated that “[t]he leading cases suggest that we examine the

purpose for which federal credit unions were created, that we determine whether they

continue to perform that function, and that we assess the federal government’s control

over and involvement with these organizations.”  State of Mich., 851 F.2d at 806.

Further, “[o]ne significant factor in determining whether a particular entity is a federal

instrumentality is whether it performs an important governmental function.”  Id. (citing

Federal Land Bank v. Bismarck Lumber Co., 314 U.S. 95, 62 S.Ct. 1, 86 L.Ed. 65

(1941)).

For example, in situations addressing state taxation of contractors conducting

business with the United States, “an instrumentality is entitled to implied tax immunity

only when it is ‘so closely connected to the Government that the two cannot realistically

be viewed as separate entities.’” Director of Revenue of Missouri v. CoBank ACB, 531

U.S. 316, 321 (2001) (quoting United States v. New Mexico, 455 U.S. 720, 735 (1982).

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In addressing the distinction between Conrail, which is not a federal instrumentality, and

Amtrack, which is, the Supreme Court explained:

Respondent also invokes our decision in the Regional Rail Reorganization

Act Cases, 419 U.S. 102, 95 S.Ct. 335, 42 L.Ed.2d 320 (1974), which

found the Consolidated Rail Corporation, or Conrail, not to be a federal

instrumentality, despite the President’s power to appoint, directly or

indirectly, 8 of its 15 directors.  See id., at 152, n. 40, 95 S.Ct., at 363, n.

40; Regional Rail Reorganization Act of 1973, § 301, 87 Stat. 1004. But

we specifically observed in that case that the directors were placed on the

board to protect the United States’ interest “in assuring payment of the

obligations guaranteed by the United States,” and that “[f]ull voting control

. . . will shift to the shareholders if federal obligations fall below 50% of

Conrail’s indebtedness.” 419 U.S., at 152, 95 S.Ct., at 363.  Moreover, we

noted, “[t]he responsibilities of the federal directors are not different from

those of the other directors-to operate Conrail at a profit for the benefit of

its shareholders,” ibid.-which contrasts with the public interest “goals” set

forth in Amtrak’s charter, see 45 U.S.C. § 501a.  Amtrak is worlds apart

from Conrail: The Government exerts its control not as a creditor but as a

policymaker, and no provision exists that will automatically terminate

control upon termination of a temporary financial interest.

Lebron v. National R.R. Passenger Corp., 513 U.S. 374, 399 (1995).  Likewise, the

Supreme Court has held that the Red Cross is a federal instrumentality due to the

degree of control the United States maintains over its operations:

On the merits, we hold that the Red Cross is an instrumentality of the

United States for purposes of immunity from state taxation levied on its

operations, and that this immunity has not been waived by congressional

enactment.  Although there is no simple test for ascertaining whether an

institution is so closely related to governmental activity as to become a

tax-immune instrumentality, the Red Cross is clearly such an

instrumentality.  See generally, Sturges, The Legal Status of the Red

Cross, 56 Mich.L.Rev. 1 (1957). Congress chartered the present Red

Cross in 1905, subjecting it to governmental supervision and to a regular

financial audit by the Defense, then War, Department. 33 Stat. 599, as

amended, 36 U.S.C. s 1 et seq.  Its principal officer is appointed by the

President, who also appoints seven (all government officers) of the

remaining 49 Governors. 33 Stat. 601, as amended, 36 U.S.C. § 5.  By

statute and Executive Order there devolved upon the Red Cross the right

and the obligation to meet this Nation’s commitments under various

Geneva Conventions, to perform a wide variety of functions indispensable

to the workings of our Armed Forces around the globe, and to assist the

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Federal Government in providing disaster assistance to the States in time

of need.  Although its operations are financed primarily from voluntary

private contributions, the Red Cross does receive substantial material

assistance from the Federal Government.  And time and time again, both

the President and the Congress have recognized and acted in reliance

upon the Red Cross’ status virtually as an arm of the Government.  In

those respects in which the Red Cross differs from the usual government

agency-e.g., in that its employees are not employees of the United States,

and that government officials do not direct its everyday affairs-the Red

Cross is like other institutions-e.g., national banks-whose status as

tax-immune instrumentalities of the United States is beyond dispute.

Department of Employment v. United States, 385 U.S. 355, 358-360 (1966) (footnotes

omitted).

Consistent with these principles, and the various, additional cases addressing

federal instrumentality status, the Government proposes eight features which Supreme

Court jurisprudence accepts as relevant in holding an entity to be a federal

instrumentality:

(1) it performs governmental functions;

(2) government officials thoroughly control its operations;

(3) it would be deemed a servant under the law of agency;

(4) its officers are appointed by the President or other high government

official;

(5) it is not organized for profit or to perform commercial

activities;

(6) it is created by federal statute;

(7) the government owns it or it is supported by the government, which

carries its profits and losses; and

(8) it is considered by Congress and the President to be an arm of the

federal government.

(Gov’t’s Mot. Br. at 9.)  While the court does not generally disagree with any of these

factors, the court also does not understand this to be an exhaustive, or mandatory list of

factors to consider.  Essentially, the question is a fact-based determination examining

the degree of control or involvement the federal government has exercised over the

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creation, operation, control, and function of the entity.  Augustine, 429 F.3d at 1339 n.3;

State of Mich., 851 F.2d at 806.

In its summary judgment brief, the Government argues that there is no issue of

fact that DIBC cannot qualify as a federal instrumentality.  The Government proffers the

following factual observations:

The government does not own DIBC, or hold its stock, or bear its gains or

losses. DIBC is, again, a privately incorporated, for-profit company

engaged in commercial enterprises.  It was not created by a federal

statute and does not owe its existence to Congress. Its corporate officers

are not appointed by the President of the United States. Nor are its

officers or board members otherwise answerable to government officials.

Likewise, government officials do not dictate or control the company’s

operations. Nor is the company perceived by Congress or the President,

or any federal agency, to be an extension of the federal government.  Last

but not least–and as a reflection of the above–DIBC does not perform any

important governmental function. Rather, it is engaged in proprietary

activity for its own benefit.

(Gov’t’s Mot. Br. at 10-11.)  The Government suggests that due to these undisputed

facts, the court should find as a matter of law that DIBC is not a federal instrumentality.

In support of its motion the Government has submitted DIBC’s Articles of

Incorporation to show that DIBC is a private, state-chartered, for-profit corporation.

(See Gov’t’s Ex. 1.)  The Government has also submitted the affidavit of Hala Elgaaly,

the Administrator of the United States Coast Guard Bridge Program at Coast Guard

Headquarters in Washington, D.C.  Elgaaly states, “To the best of my knowledge and

information, my staff and I have never stated, implied or suggested that DIBC holds any

federal agency powers.  Neither I nor my staff have ever delegated or directed DIBC to

act on behalf of the Coast Guard as a federal agency.”  (Elgaaly Aff. at ¶ 2, Gov’t.’s Ex.

2.)  Elgaaly continues, “I have . . . notified DIBC that the Coast Guard has not issued a

Bridge permit on the [Ambassador Bridge Enhancement Project (“ABEP”)], hence any

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construction they may have started on the ABEP, is construction by a private entity

without the required federal permit.”  (Id. at ¶ 3.)  Attached to Elgaaly’s affidavit is a

letter in which Elgaaly requests DIBC to show cause why its construction of the new

Ambassador Bridge is not in violation of various federal statutes and regulations.  (Id.)

The Government has also submitted an affidavit of Donald Melcher, who is a

Project Manager in the General Services Administration’s (“GSA’s”) Great Lakes

Region.  Melcher states that “DIBC is not an arm of the Federal Government, nor has it

ever been.  At no time has anyone representing or working for DIBC represented the

interests of GSA.”  (Melcher Aff. at ¶ 2, Gov’t.’s Ex. 3.)  Melcher then proceeds to list six

examples of DIBC’s actions which were either in direct contravention of the expressed

direction of GSA, or at least antithetical to GSA’s interests.  (Id.)

Finally, the Government relies on the affidavit of James Steele, the Michigan

Division Administrator of the Federal Highway Administration.  (Steele Aff., Gov’t.’s Ex.

4.)  Mr. Steele avers that to the best of his knowledge and information “no one from the

Federal Highway Administration has ever stated or implied that [DIBC] holds or

exercises any federal powers.  Nor has the Federal Highway Administration delegated

power to [DIBC], or authorized the Company to act on the agency’s behalf.”  (Id. at ¶ 2.)

He also states that “[n]o other federal agency that I am aware of has delegated federal

powers to the [DIBC], and I am not aware that the company exercises any federal

powers.”  (Id. at ¶ 3.)  Steele concludes that, rather than exercising any such power,

DIBC in fact “has interests adverse to the Federal Highway Administration. [DIBC] and

the [Federal Highway Administration] are currently in litigation, as is [DIBC] and other

federal agencies.”  (Id. at ¶ 4.)

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DIBC’s primary argument is that the court should not address this issue at all,

for the reasons stated in DIBC’s motion for summary judgment.  The court, of course,

has rejected DIBC’s arguments that the federal instrumentality issue is not cognizable

here.

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Similarly, the court accepts as persuasive the two United States Supreme Court

cases which held that the predecessor to DIBC was not exempt from paying a state tax.

See Detroit International Bridge Co. v. Corporation Tax Appeal Board of State of

Michigan, 294 U.S. 83, 85-86 (1935); Detroit International Bridge Co. v. Corporation Tax

Appeal Board, 287 U.S. 295, 298 (1932).  The Court held that DIBC was not engaged in

interstate commerce and thus it did not offend the United States Constitution to impose

a state tax on what was essentially a state business.  Detroit International Bridge Co.,

287 U.S. at 298 (“The record discloses that the appellant owns, maintains, and operates

a bridge between Michigan and Canada across the Detroit river; that for passing over

this it demands and collects tolls from vehicles and pedestrians. It ‘conveys no persons

or goods across the international boundary line. It merely collects tolls from such

persons as use it (the bridge). It provides an instrumentality which others may use in

conducting foreign commerce.’”).  While this holding is relevant to the court’s

discussion, it is not identical;  the Court’s holding does not conclusively determine the

outcome of this case.  Nonetheless, it bears noting that the Supreme Court, when faced

with a similar question, held that DIBC was not exempt from state taxation.

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DIBC does not specifically dispute these facts, but instead argues that the federal

instrumentality issue is not appropriately decided on summary judgment.7  Without

specifically identifying which facts are in dispute, DIBC argues that the court should

accept “the extensive factual findings of the Wayne County Circuit Court adduced from

extensive testimony provided by, among others, federal government witnesses who

strained mightily to support the City’s position.”  (DIBC’s Resp. Br. at 3.)  Indeed, the

bulk of DIBC’s brief focuses on the facts and holdings of the prior litigation, all but

ignoring the terms of the present litigation.  As discussed above, this litigation is not

precluded by the previous litigation.  Nor has any party shown that the doctrines of res

judicata or collateral estoppel mandate any particular holding or conclusion.  The

opinion of the Michigan Supreme Court is, at most, persuasive authority, but is certainly

nonbinding on this court.8

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Because DIBC focused solely on making legal arguments, without attacking or

disputing the Government’s proposed facts, the court is unable to find a genuine issue

of material fact sufficient for this case to proceed to trial.  Under well-known summary

judgment standards, the moving party discharges its burden by “‘showing’–that is,

pointing out to the district court–that there is an absence of evidence to support the

nonmoving party’s case.” Horton v. Potter, 369 F.3d 906, 909 (2004) (citing Celotex,

477 U.S. at 325).

When, as here, “the moving party bears the burden of persuasion on the issue at

trial, its showing must sustain that burden as well as demonstrate the absence of a

genuine dispute.”  William W. Schwarzer, et al., The Analysis and Decision of Summary

Judgment Motions, 139 F.R.D. 441, 477 (1992) (footnote omitted); see also Wells Fargo

Bank, NA v. MPC Investors, LLC, — F. Supp. 2d. —,  2010 WL 1499291, *5 (E.D. Mich.

Apr. 9, 2010) (“When the moving party also bears the ultimate burden of persuasion, the

movant’s affidavits and other evidence not only must show the absence of a material

fact issue, they also must carry that burden.”).  “Thus, it must satisfy both the initial

burden of production on the summary judgment motion-by showing that no genuine

dispute exists as to any material fact-and the ultimate burden of persuasion on the

claim-by showing that it would be entitled to a directed verdict at trial.”  Schwarzer, 139

F.R.D. at 477-478 (footnote omitted).

The court finds that the Government has carried its initial burden, under Federal

Rule of Civil Procedure 56(a) of showing that the evidence submitted to the court

entitles it to a judgment on the federal instrumentality issue.  The Government has

pointed to sufficient facts that show that DIBC is a private company which, although it

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The court recognizes that even the Government has proffered very few facts in

this regard.  Nonetheless, the summary judgment standard is not based on quantity.

The moving party need only point to enough evidence to show the absence of an issue

of fact.

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facilitates the flow of vehicular traffic –and, in turn, interstate commerce– is engaged in

a private business.  From the limited facts before the court, the only conclusion to be

drawn is that the federal government maintains very little control or involvement in

DIBC’s operations.9   Augustine, 429 F.3d at 1339 n.3 (“[T]he Supreme Court has

looked to several factors, including: whether the entity was created by the government;

whether it was established to pursue governmental objectives; whether government

officials handle and control its operations; and whether the officers of the entity are

appointed by the government.”) (citation omitted).

With this the only possible conclusion under the Government’s facts, the Rule 56

burden then shifts to the nonmoving party, who “must do more than simply show that

there is some metaphysical doubt as to the material facts.”  Matsushita Elec. Indus. Co.,

475 U.S. at 586; see also Alexander v. CareSource, 576 F.3d 551, 558 (6th Cir. 2009)

(“Once that occurs, the party opposing the motion then may not ‘rely on the hope that

the trier of fact will disbelieve the movant’s denial of a disputed fact’ but must make an

affirmative showing with proper evidence in order to defeat the motion.”) (citing Street v.

J.C. Bradford & Co., 886 F.2d 1472, 1479 (6th Cir. 1989)).  This case appears to be one

of those in which the non-moving party has done just what the Supreme Court and the

Sixth Circuit cautioned against in Matsushita and Street.  DIBC has done nothing more

than to suggest that facts may be in dispute.  DIBC argues that the court should deny

the Government’s motion because the determination of whether DIBC is a federal

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instrumentality is fact-based, and therefore not appropriate for summary judgment.

(DIBC’s Resp. at 3.)  DIBC contends that the court should make a “thorough review of

the facts” and either “accept the extensive factual findings of the Wayne County Circuit

Court” (which has not been provided to this court) or hold “supplementary evidentiary

hearings.”  (Id.)   It is well-established, however, that a party cannot avoid summary

judgment by merely suggesting that a factual dispute exists, without providing any

evidence on which to find a dispute.  This principle has long been known.  As aptly

stated in this district in a pre-Matsushita case more than thirty years ago,

Plaintiff has responded to the facts as set forth and to the conclusion that

can be drawn therefrom with the mere assertion that some unspecified

proof, presumably to the contrary, will be forthcoming at trial. It is settled

that in motions for summary judgment, the responding party must set forth

its facts in the form of affidavits, depositions, exhibits and the like. It is only

in this way that a ‘genuine issue’ is created, and a respondent cannot

succeed by asserting that proof will be forthcoming at trial or by relying

upon unsupported allegations or claims in the pleadings.

Ann Arbor Trust Co. v. North Am. Co. for Life and Health Ins., 383 F. Supp. 310, 315

(E.D. Mich. 1974).  Indeed, “if the movant puts forward evidence-such as affidavits,

purported business records, purported government records, etc.-the other party cannot

withstand summary judgment by simply sitting mute and failing to challenge the

authenticity, admissibility, or veracity of those documents.” Leys v. Lowe’s Home

Centers, Inc., 664 F.Supp.2d 828, 831 (W.D. Mich. 2009) (citing Donoho v. Smith Cty.

Bd. of Ed., 21 F. App’x 293, 298 (6th Cir. 2001)).  DIBC is not entitled “to get to the jury

on the basis of the allegations in their [pleadings], coupled with the hope that something

can be developed at trial . . . .”  Smith v. Hudson, 600 F.2d 60, 65 (6th Cir. 1979)

(quoting First National Bank v. Cities Service, 391 U.S. 253, 289-90 (1968)); see also

Bryant v. Com. of Ky., 490 F.2d 1273, 1275 (6th Cir. 1974) (“[W]here the movant brings

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This sworn statement appears to have been contradicted at oral argument by

DIBC’s counsel who affirmed several times that DIBC had “presented itself as a federal

instrumentality” even before the Michigan Supreme Court issued its ruling to that effect.

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forward and supports his motion for summary judgment, his opponent may not rest

merely upon his pleadings but rather must come forward to show genuine issues of fact.

Mere conclusory and unsupported allegations, rooted in speculation, do not meet that

burden.”).

DIBC has not put forth any evidence to dispute the Government’s evidence.  The

sole affidavit attached to DIBC’s brief relates primarily to whether the property in

question is owned by the City of Detroit or has been abandoned.  (DIBC’s Resp. Br. at

Ex. A.)

The only averments made with respect to DIBC’s status as a federal

instrumentality are found at paragraphs 14-17, in which the president of DIBC, Dan

Stamper, avers that DIBC has never asserted that is “an appendage, agent, constituent,

or servant” of a state, local or the federal government (id. at ¶¶ 14,15, 17)10 and that

DIBC does not claim to have taken any action of which Plaintiff complains based on its

possible status as a federal instrumentality (id. at ¶ 16).  These averments bolster,

rather than contest, the Government’s position.

Likewise, DIBC also submits the Government’s responses to Plaintiff’s request to

admit, in which the Government makes the following admissions:

(1) [T]he federal government did not create or authorize the creation of [DIBC]

(the corporate entity, not the Ambassador Bridge itself) or its corporate

predecessor.

(2) [T]he federal government does not have any control of DIBC’s articles of

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incorporation, by-laws, or other corporate documents.

(3) [T]he federal government does not own all or any part of DIBC.

(4) [T]he federal government does not handle and control the operations of

DIBC.

(5) [T]he federal government does not appoint any of DIBC’s officers.

(6) [T]he federal government does not have any control of the hiring, firing or

supervision of any of DIBC’s employees or officers.

(7) [T]he federal government does not fund DIBC’s operations.

(8) [T]he federal government does not have any control over DIBC’s

spending.

(9) [T]he federal government does not receive any share of profits generated

by DIBC’s operations.

(10) [T]he federal government does not bear any portion of losses resulting

from DIBC’s operations.

(11) [T]he federal government is not liable for any judgments entered against

DIBC.

(12) [T]he federal government does not have any control over DIBC’s policies

or positions.

(13) [T]he federal government does not have any control over lawsuits filed by

DIBC or actions or positions taken by DIBC in litigation.

(14) DIBC is not indispensable to the workings of any federal department or

unit.

(15) [T]he federal government does not have the power to dissolve DIBC.

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(16) DIBC does not perform any governmental function.

(17) [N]o federal statute, regulation or guideline designates DIBC as a federal

instrumentality or indicate that the federal government believes DIBC to be

a federal instrumentality.

(18) [N]o federal contract requires that DIBC seize, destroy and build upon 23rd

Street in Detroit, Michigan, immediately north of Fort Street.

(19) [N]o federal law requires that DIBC seize, destroy and build upon 23rd

Street in Detroit, Michigan, immediately north of Fort Street.

(20) [N]o federal policy or objective requires that DIBC seize, destroy and build

upon 23rd Street in Detroit, Michigan, immediately north of Fort Street.

(DIBC Resp. at Ex. D.)  These admissions further support, in greater detail, the

Government’s motion.  The court is unclear as to why these statements would be

submitted by DIBC and not the Government, they have nonetheless become part of the

record before the court on summary judgment.  Considering this evidence, in addition to

the evidence submitted by the Government, leaves the court with only one possible

conclusion:  judgment must be entered in favor of the Government as a matter of law.

DIBC has identified no factual dispute for trial.  Horton, 369 F.3d at 909 (citing

Matsushita, 475 U.S. at 587) (stating that the non-moving party “The failure to present

any evidence to counter a well-supported motion for summary judgment alone is

grounds for granting the motion.”  Everson v. Leis, 556 F.3d 484, 496 (6th Cir. 2009)

(citing Skousen v. Brighton High School, 305 F.3d 520, 528 (6th Cir. 2002)).   Not only

has DIBC submitted no evidence that contradicts the Government’s position, the

evidence it did submit supports the Government’s motion.  The court will grant the

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In its post-hearing supplemental brief, DIBC argues that the use of the term

“Federal” is not prohibited by law, absent circumstance not present here.  DIBC misses

the point though.  The court is not enjoining DIBC based on the use of the word

“Federal” in its name, but from claiming the status of a federal instrumentality, limited or

otherwise, and from claiming that is exempt from state or local ordinances based upon

that asserted status.

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Government’s motion for summary judgment, declare that DIBC is not a federal

instrumentality, and enjoin DIBC from claiming such status and potentially subjecting

the United States to liability for DIBC’s actions.11

V.  CONCLUSION

IT IS ORDERED that the United States’s “Motion for Summary Judgment on

‘Federal Instrumentality’ Status of DIBC” [Dkt. # 55] is GRANTED and DIBC’s “Motion

for Summary Judgment” [Dkt. # 63] is DENIED.

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that Government shall submit a proposed

declaratory judgment and injunction, consistent with this order and closely tracking its

Cross Claim within seven days of the date of this order.

S/Robert H. Cleland

ROBERT H. CLELAND

UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

Dated:  June 29, 2010

I hereby certify that a copy of the foregoing document was mailed to counsel of record

on this date, June 29, 2010, by electronic and/or ordinary mail.

S/Lisa Wagner

Case Manager and Deputy Clerk

(313) 234-5522

S:ClelandJUDGE’S DESKC3 ORDERS9-11060.COMMODITIES.FederalInstrumentality.SJ.5.wpd

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Not the Middle Ages

By Joel Thurtell

In the Middle Ages, the Roman Catholic church got to act as prosecutor in cases touching every walk of life. The church’s behavior was justified by authorities as “defending the faith.”

Legally, in many countries, the Church no longer has state powers and can’t investigate and prosecute people.

But the medieval mentality lives on. The church can still get away with behavior that should have ended with the Middle Ages.

That’s the only way I can explain the reaction of the church after Belgian police and prosecutors raided the Roman Catholic headquarters and seized evidence of sexual abuses by priests.

Here is the comment, quoted from the June 25, 2010 New York Times:

The Vatican’s Friday statement, which was signed by two deputy secretaries of state and the ambassador of the Holy See to Belgium, raised the prospect that victims’ confidentiality had been breached by the seizure of documents relating to abuse allegations.

The church was investigating complaints of sexual abuse by clerics. Records of that probe were seized by the police. Appears church officials granted anonymity to witnesses.

In other words, the church is behaving like the medieval institution its officials still believe it is. By whose authority does the church get to investigate crimes and grant anonymity?

In a modern state, this is utter crap.

Episcopal nonsense.

Clerical doo-doo.

Only the state has the authority to conduct this kind of criminal investigation, granting anonymity and immunity. For church officials to scream that their witnesses have been compromised is sheer hypocrisy. What made them think that in this modern era they could conduct their own private inquisition? If anyone compromised those people, it was church officials who undertook an investigation they had no right to conduct.

There is one difference between the medieval church and today’s clerical “investigators.” No chance these days that the church will prosecute or punish any of the clerical criminals it uncovers. The pope himself turned a blind eye to abuses when he was a German prelate.

What the Belgian authorities did was raid an ongoing coverup.

It took guts to raid the church’s headquarters. The raid stands out because it is virtually unheard of for state authorities to challenge church fathers, even when the priestly bosses manifestly harbor criminals.

Wish some of our U.S. prosecutors would summon the same kind of courage.

The medieval state of mind still fluorishes. Cops and prosecutors seem unwilling to investigate a church that has all too much political power, even in the United States.

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Protecting Public Parks

By Joel Thurtell

Today, which is to say June 23, 2010, there will be a session of the U.S. Social Forum aimed at discussing a hot issue around the country — protecting public paraks from greedy private developerse.

The session begins at 3:30 p.m. in Rom 1137 of the Old Main Building at Wayne State University. Here is an excerpt from an e-mail I received from LuAnne Kozma, of Park Advocate Alliance, a network group that put on the Social Forum presentation.

I understand that state Rep. Rashida Tlaib and local activist Joseph Rashid will be involved in the session, which will devote part of its time to discussing billionaire Ambassador Bridge owner Matty Moroun’s attempt to steal Riverside Park in Detroit. Other threatened parks also are on the agenda, including Jean Klock Park in Benton Harbor, the state’s Proud Lake preserve as well as parks in Ohio and Oklahoma.

Plesae be aware that registration is at Cobo Hall downtown and allow time to find parking.

Here is the agenda Kozma sent to me:

3:30  Introductions and welcome–LuAnne–Have people go around room and make brief self- introductions
3:45  Threats to parks, layers of park protection, some earlier park threats in Michigan (Proud Lake State Park, Garfield Park, North Novi Park, Kensington Metropark), LuAnne (10 mins)
3:55 Rouge Park–Sally Petrella (15 mins)
4:10-4:30  Eliza Howell Park–Sally Petrella, Leor Barak, LuAnne (20 mins)
Stretch?
4:30-4:35  Video or audio report from Oklahoma–Steve Willis (5 mins)
4:35-4:55  Battery Park, Sandusky, Ohio–Dee and Tim (20 mins)
4:55-5:15  Jean Klock Park–Terry Lodge and LuAnne (any others?) (20 mins)
5:15–5:30 questions, answers, ways to win
Afterwards: invite anyone interested to go see Riverside Park at Ambassador Bridge and perhaps go to dinner together from there; see how it goes.
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Warning the neighborhood

Peppermint Patti is still convalescing from surgery to repair her left hind anterior cruciate ligament. She still has not related to her editor how in the world this injury occurred. We are hoping she may give us the details in a future column, but so far mum has been the word from Patti. She shows more and more energy each day, though the veterinarians have forbidden physical exercise. According to Patti, this prohibition extends to writing her column, since she needs all four feet to operate a keyboard. Afraid we’ll just have to wait till Patti is ready. Meanwhile, we found yet another unpublished column in her files. — JT

By Peppermint Patti

JOTR Columnist

It is a dog’s right, Sophie, after she comes in from outside, to be given a treat.

This is especially true when she has been outside late on a cold night, barking to warn the neighborhood.

It is our right, Sophie, but our self-styled “owners,” the two-legged walkers assigned to maintain our standard of living, don’t always get it.

I bring this subject up at the chain-link only because it is so fresh in memory that it hurts.

It hurts the more because I understand why my two-legger reneged on the treat.

Right now, by the way, the treats are fake bacon with a faintly piggish smell that drives me wild with anticipation.

So when the treat is withheld, I’d like to know the justification.

But I can’t complain too loudly, first for fear of waking the female two-legger, who’s still asleep, I’m pretty sure.

Also, if  I complain, I have to hold myself responsible, for it is I at whose doghouse step the buck stops.

It is the dog, and this is a universal truism, Sophie, it is the dog who is charged with educating his or her so-called “masters.”

The dog who fails in setting examples and teaching two-leggers who is in command is the dog who complains later that she didn’t get a promised treat.

Which is what happened to yours truly last night.

My own fault.

There is a misconception among two-leggers that they are in charge and that they are the ones who are doing the training, with dogs as their subjects.

To a certain extent, I can live with this bit of two-legged mythology, as long as I can see a way to corrupt it.

But the truth, as every pup knows, is that we are the ones who call the shots.

What happened last night, Sophie?

Why, simply, an unspeakable oversight at best, and an egregious slight of dog at worst.

I’ll let you be the judge, Sophie.

Tell me if I’m off base.

It was close to midnight. The male two-legger woke up with his book on his lap.

That was a minor offense. Book on lap means no lap for pup.

As I say, he awoke, blinked, looked at that black strap on his arm and shook his head.

I happened to be lying in sweet repose on a couch opposite, but just because I was sound asleep does NOT mean I was not aware of his movements.

When he strode to the door, I took the hint. I jumped off the couch faster than a nose guard in a Super Bowl game. (That is another fraud, Sophie—my bowl stayed empty that day; nothing “Super” about it)

So, anyway, he said something to me about “a last pee for the night,” what I translated to mean he needed a last yard condition report.

I’d been through this a dozen times that day, with nothing but impudent brush-butts to chase and report.

But last night, I sensed immediately after I left the deck that something untoward was afoot. I was not mistaken.

A ring-tailed bandit was climbing the corner pine, scoffing at my snarls.

What would you have done, Sophie?

I was furious, and let the bandit know in staccato form that his exit pronto was expected forthwith.

My contract calls for alerting the neighborhood to egregious or perverse presences, which a ringtail certainly is.

Elsie the Beagle, in the corner house, bellowed out a refrain.

Believe me, we put out a clamor you could hear downtown, which is what we’re obliged to do.

Public safety!

Now old two-legger’s at the door doing his hissing and “hear Patti-ing” and, of course, I rightly ignored him.

But I took note when he changed his tune and let out a clarion call of “TREAT!”

He only need say that once. Every time, it brings me to the door.

What followed is what rankles still. I popped inside and started cavorting, spinning round and round, chasing my tail and heading for the kitchen counter where I know there’s a bag of those fraudulent bacon things.

There is a theory among so-called “dog trainers” that two-leggers should now and then withhold rewards. They think such bad behavior somehow “reinforces” training. What do they know?

But that, Sophie, is what happened to me last night.

Have you ever felt gulled, conned, baited and switched?

My two-legger went straight to bed. Didn’t go near the treat bag.

He muttered something about “teaching me a lesson.”

I was fuming, Sophie, but what could I do?

Naturally, I hopped up on the bed and let the two-faced shirker run his hands over me. That is part of a dog’s obligation, and no amount of insult will distract me from my duty. But it gave me time to think.

As I said, every one of these two-legger stratagems can be corrupted, and I know now how to re-train my two-legger into better behavior towards a dog who saved the entire neighborhood from a wanton ring-tailed bandit.

Next time he holds back a treat, I’ll be ready.

I’ll back to warn the neighbors about two-faced two-leggers!

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Senator Patterson’s stimulus plan

By Joel Thurtell

Republicans never cease to amaze me.

You think they’re all in the pockets of business and industry, and then out of the blue some GOP hack shows a streak of brilliance.

So it is with Michigan Senator Bruce Patterson and his plan for reforming journalism.

Journalists are pillorying Patterson for proposing that they be licensed.

The wails from practicing journalists have been loud and long. We hear that our sacred First Amendment right to free speech is under attack. This — supposedly — wrongheaded Republican politician is threatening the very fabric of our Union. We hear that a licensed press is a controlled press. Bruce Patterson, so we are told, is fitting American journalism, or at least Michigan journalism, for a great big muzzle.

The senator most likely foresaw all this righteous huffing and puffing and knew the journies would play right into his hands. True to form, they see only the threat to their own interests and are blind to the broad and really stupendous purpose of Patterson’s proposal.

Licensing of journalists is only the tip of a big fat wedge with an entirely different goal — that of transforming the world economy.

The aim of Senator Patterson’s bill has little to do with journalism, other than using it as a red herring to distract all of us and most importantly the journalists from his real goal.

It is sheer genius.

Reminds me of Nixon’s trip to China. After years of Republicans bashing the People’s Republic of China, a Republican president opens the door.

What Senator Patterson proposes is truly awesome.

It is nothing short of a government stimulus package with another name. Government spending is, of course, something that Republicans typically abhor.

Yet here is the good senator, a Republican, with a full employment plan for journalists.

Who is going to license the journalists?

There is a job for someone in that.

Jobs, jobs, jobs.

Patterson proposes a state board that would register journalists, and registration would be voluntary.

Jobs, jobs, jobs.

That’s not enough. Senator Patterson must be persuaded to modify his bill to make licensing mandatory, as it is now for lawyers, doctors and hairdressers.

Fair is fair.

More jobs, jobs, jobs.

Besides, mandatory licensing is the only way to go, from an economic standpoint. The only way this plan will make money is if it’s forced down people’s throats.

Who will do that?

We will need a whole new government bureau.

Jobs!

There will first of all have to be tests.

Prospective journalists will have to pass comprehensive examinations before they can be licensed to practice journalism.

More jobs!

There will have to be professional people who devise the tests.

Did I mention jobs?

Senator Patterson wants journalists to have “good moral character.” This is a toughie. Finding journalists with “good moral character” may not be easy.

How is “good moral character” to be determined? Background checks, that’s how. Who does them?

Jobs!

Lots of interviews with relatives, friends, employers, co-workers as a starter. And then, what do we mean by “good moral character”? There will have to be committees to work on that.

See what I mean by full employment?

There will have to be professional people to administer the tests.

There will have to be professional people to issue the licenses.

There will have to be an enforcement branch to prosecute those — like me — who keep practicing journalism without a license.

Who better to perform these functions than journalists themselves?

Despite the massive decline in newspapers, television and radio, our universities’ journalism schools keep cranking out bachelor degrees in journalism. The Patterson bill — with a few tweaks — would provide jobs for these newbie journalists.

Many veteran journalists have been sacked due to the collapse of their industry. Senator Patterson is offering new hope to unemployed journalists. Apply for a job in testing, administering, conferring of journalism licenses. Or if maybe you are a laid-off investigative journalist, get a job in the enforcement bureau hunting down those fellow creatures who refuse to be licensed, yet continue to commit acts of journalism.

I foresee a whole raft of indictments, as independent-minded journalists refuse to take the tests. Very well, raid their offices, seize their computers. If they have no office and work from home, all the easier — get a search warrant and ransack their bedrooms or wherever they illegally ply their writing trade. We will need more lawyers and ancillary staff to prosecute the miscreants.

There is no end to journalistic employment here.

There could be enormous fees generated from licensing, and those who refuse could be hit with massive fines that would help swell the state’s dwindling treasury and pay for press regulation.

Jobs, jobs, jobs and unending revenue are the twin credos of the Patterson journalism licensing program.

Why can’t journalists see the good in this plan?

With licensing, there will have to be censorship. In this area, the true genius of Senator Patterson’s bill shines through. In the United States, we have historically considered censorship to be a bad thing. Culturally, we are against censorship. But in many ways, censorship is already practiced at every level of journalism. It is just that right now, the journalists are in control. They are the gatekeepers who decide what shall be printed and what shall not. Censorship is alive and well in American journalism, and so converting that penchant for suppressing others’ ideas to a positive bent will be easy. Salaries will do the job. Cultural change can be bought.

China shows the way. China has turned censorship into a growth industry. Jobs, jobs, jobs.

Censorship, to be fair, will have to fall on all published reports. This means massive numbers of eyes reading, reading, excising, excising.

But America is democratic. If we are going to license our journalists, we will have to censor them in an open and democratic way, not behind closed newsroom doors as is the case today.

There will have to be an Open Editing Act to assure that all editorial decisions are deliberated and arrived at in a public forum.

There will have to be a Freedom of Editing Act which will give the public open access to reporting and editing records, so that all editorial decisions can be tracked.

All of this will require huge staffs, multiple bureaus, divisions and at the federal level maybe even a cabinet-level post — Secretary of Press Morality.

Most of all, it means stupendous expenditures of money, and that will generate millions of jobs. J schools won’t be able to print diplomas fast enough to meet demand.

We will need band-new diploma mills — jobs for hack professors!

It will cost billions. Carried out nationally, it will cost trillions.

It will recreate the entire American economy and help re-float the world economy

To think that this marvelous project was dreamed up by a Republican!

A Michigan Republican, too.

Wow!

I propose that we call this bill the Senator Bruce Patterson Journalism Stimulus Act of 2010.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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Lesson for brush-butts

Patti by Pat Beck 2008

After nearly two weeks of taking pain pills and sleeping most of the time, star JOTR columnist Peppermint Patti underwent surgery today for her blown knee. We presume she twisted her left hind leg in pursuit of one of those arrogant creatures Patti refers to as “brush-butts.” She has been kind of taciturn about the actual circumstances. Anyway, the surgeon said she severed her anterior cruciate ligament. It has been repaired and the knee strengthened. We are told Patti is in good spirits, and we can pick her up tomorrow. She will need several weeks of recuperation and no squirrel chasing. Needless to say, Patti has not felt much like writing her column in the last couple weeks. But she is a prolific little dog, and I found some unpublished columns of hers, written before her injury. Here is one that hits the bush-tails right where they live. — Ed.

By Peppermint Patti

JOTR Columnist

I have it on good authority, Sophie, that brush-butts are in fact ground-huggers. They came in from the West after the two-legged walkers cut down all the trees and drove out the tree-dwelling plume-tails.

What that means, Sophie, is that our brush-butts or bush-butts or whatever you want to call them don’t really like living up high. They prefer good old terra firma. 

That is, frankly, wonderful news to me. It enhances my joy ever so much more when I drive one of those nervy good-for-nothing bird-seed robbers back aloft where they are not happy to be.

You see, Sophie, plume tails were put here for our amusement.

I know it may not seem that way when they start heckling us.

Hear that?

Dog, is she one mad plume-tail.

But note how she’s keeping out of our way.

That shows the power of a good sharp bark and a fast chase to the tree.

That one who’s chattering so crazy is the same one I nailed this morning. Look closely at her butt, Sophie. See that notch in the fur? That’s where I had her dead to rights.

Well, Sophie, I’ll tell you what happened. The female two-legger came out yelling at the squirrel.

What do you mean, yelling at me?

Why would a two-legger yell at a dog who was doing her duty as she saw it, which was to extirpate evil.

Brush-butts ARE evil, Sophie. Believe me. Hear her nattering away? Is that not evil incarnate?

As I say, the female two-legger came out and sowed confusion through the yard.

Tactically, it was a foolish move. If she’d wanted that plume-tush to get away, she couldn’t have devised a better method.

The trouble with two-leggers, Sophie. Oh well, don’t get me going. I could spend all afternoon yammering on the trouble with two-leggers.

Suffice it to say that in this instance, the two-legger’s idea of extirpating evil was to break through my concentration.

I had my jaws on the brush-butt’s tail, and the little flea-bag wasn’t going anywhere. She was lunch — my dejeuner, if you please.

When out comes the two-legger, arms flailing, barefoot, bellowing–

Well, yes, I assume she wanted me to bag the plume-haunch. Why else come out in such excitement?

It’s what two-legged hunters call “buck fever,” Sophie. My two-legger was so excited at thought of squirrel stew that she couldn’t contain herself. And in all her high-strung histrionics, she blew my chance of catching one.

No, Sophie, I cannot imagine a situation wherein a two-legger might not want to eat brush-butt stew.

It is indeed a frustration. Now we have to live with that brush-butt’s high and mighty attitude.

But I derive some satisfaction from the experience, Sophie. Look sharp — watch the plume twitch. See the daylight? She’s got an empty spot on her tail, grace a moi.

Let that be a lesson to all brush-butts everywhere that they can run, they can chatter, but they cannot hide from Peppermint Patti. They’d best stay high in the trees, where — as we all know — they do not like to be.

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I’m ‘yellow’! No, I’m ‘red’!

By Joel Thurtell

It’s an idictment meant to unsettle the nerves of any correct-thinking Journalist: I’ve been charged with Yellow Journalism.

My accuser — whom I don’t know — sent me an e-mail under the subject heading “Manny Maroun”:

Joel,

You may be a retired “journalist” but through you and your BS blog yellow journalism lives. Mr. Maroun actually CREATES JOBS!!!. He PAYS TAXES!!! I’m sure if you had your way we would be calling each other comrade.
Regards,

Dennis Wagener

Dear Mr. Wagener:

You think I’m a Yellow Journalist?

Thank you for fulfilling a fantasy I’ve had ever since I began plying the Journalistic trade. Although I’d prefer the term “muckraker,” if I have to be remembered as what you term a “yellow journalist,” then so be it.

Better yellow than dead.

Oh yes, the color thing cropped up twice in your so-called letter. Not only am I yellow, but you also paint me red.

The suggestion that I want to call you and everyone else “comrade,” a ham-handed attempt at painting me as a Communist. Red-baiting. Cheap and low. Latter-day McCarthyism. Reminds me of the cheap insinuations of treason your beloved Ambassador Bridge people hurled at Michigan’s governor, Jennifer Granholm, all because she was born in Canada.

So which color is it, Mr. Wagener? Am I “yellow,” or am I “red”?

Either one — or both — will suit me fine.

Now, Mr. Wagener, I would like to know: Since you state so emphatically that Matty Moroun (cq) pays his taxes, are you insinuating that somebody else is not paying taxes? Who would that be? Or is that just another of your lame slurs?

You’re so proud of Matty Moroun because, as you put it so boldly, he CREATES JOBS!!!

I think what you mean to say is that in his business endeavors aimed at enriching himself even more in his transportation enterprises, Matty Moroun employs people to do work he is unable or unwilling to do. You make him sound like some kind of super-patriot for supposedly “creating jobs,” when in fact he’s only doing what business, governments and nonprofit institutions around the world do to achieve their goals, which mainly are aimed at putting money in their till.

But granted, Matty Moroun does create jobs. Some of their “duties” are the kind of tasks a coward would not dirty his hands with, but would find other creeps willing to perform. One of those jobs is that of shotgun-totin’ goon, as I learned on September 22, 2008 when just such a Matty Moroun-created job-holder illegally ejected me from a city of Detroit park.

Some “job.”

Another job created by Matty is the position of “Dan Stamper.”

A “Dan Stamper” is an employment position created for the sole purpose of obscuring the truth, muddying the water and generally confusing people like you into believing that Matty Moroun is a good guy whose sole interest in life is creating jobs to enhance the welfare of the world.

Actually, Dan Stampers are utility positions that can be used for practically any dirty job the boss can’t stomach.

Also, Matty has created a lot of jobs for lawyers, because he likes to sue people, and never admits defeat. In fact, Matty might want to consider endowing an entire law school aimed at turning out the kind of attorneys he needs, which would be ones with sharp brains and no scruples.

Yet another Matty-created job is that of the employees who go around boarding up perfectly fine homes in perfectly fine neighborhoods in hopes of scaring homeowners into selling their houses at dirt-low prices — to Matty, of course. Such employees may also hammer up signs that threaten onlookers with the spooky claim that guard dogs are living within, suggesting that canine attacks are imminent.

Now that you’ve outed me as a Yellow Journalist and a Red, it’s time for school.

Joel’s J School.

Lessons in Yellow Journalism:

1. Yellow Journalists spell correctly!

You failed twice on that one, Mr. Wagener.

The nickname of the billionaire you’re defending is not “Manny.”

It is “Matty.”

You’re down one.

The surname of the bridge tycoon you’re so worried about is not “Maroun,” as you spelled it.

It is “Moroun.”

You’re down two.

Two screw-ups in one headline. You should be ashamed.

Some newspapers would fire you for the first offense.

You committed two gross errors before you even launched into your misguided tirade.

2. Yellow Journalists support the downtrodden. You are mistaken if you think the billionaire, Matty Moroun, is somehow disadvantaged.

3. Yellow journalists are color-blind. They don’t go around painting people in blues and pinks and greens and reds and yellows and purples. They stick to the facts and let those facts support their arguments.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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Breaking news and Patti’s knee

By Joel Thurtell

Our star columnist is on the disabled list.

Peppermint Patti

We’d been in Canada for a bit more than a week, opening our cottage. The daughter of our good old friends in Charlevoix was having a graduation party, so we decided to attend. As long as we were back in Michigan, why not head for Detroit and home? We could pick up some things we forgot to bring.

Seemed reasonable, even though the drive from home to cottage is 10 hours if all goes well. Who would have thought our little pup would have been in danger at home?

At the cottage, I’d digested the news that bears still are breaking into camps, sometimes when people are in them. I’ve been coming to the Bay since 1972. In 38 years, I’d never seen a bear. Couple of seasons ago, bears broke into forty-some cabins, depending on whom you talk to. Sometimes the number is 35, or 48. Oh well, I’ve seen the photos, and bears can turn a cottage into an insurance adjuster’s nightmare. Still, bears were an abstraction to me. Seeing is believing, and I’d never seen a bear up here.

Cottage on the Bay. Joel Thurtell photo.

On our first day in the Bay, I was having trouble getting our pump to keep its prime. I’d left my tool box in the car, a 9-mile boat ride one way. I jumped in the “Slick,” our Crestliner with 60-hp Johnson outboard, and took off at 30 mph for marina. On the way back, about six miles into the Bay, as I passed a place called Harrison Rock, I noted a dark shaped leaving the sheer rock face and launching itself into the channel. I was fairly close in the boat and throttle down. Pretty big beaver, I thought. But there was no paddle tail. Instead, I saw a brown nose leading a black form as it slowly swam across the channel. By now I was in neutral, drifting and watching the bear as it ignored me and swam for the other side of the channel. It climbed up on the rocks, its fur plastered to its sides. Could have been a big black dog.

Now I believe in bears.

For little dogs, bears are not the only threat. There was the raccoon that confronted Patti on our deck. A raccoon three times Patti’s size, yet our little mutt was ready to have at it. Karen somehow persuaded her that the better part of valor was discretion and got her — Patti, not the ‘coon — into the house.

Thus, it came as some surprise that five minutes after taking over her back yard in Michigan, Patti was limping badly and staying off her left hind leg. There was no cut. We took her to the vet, who diagnosed a torn anterior cruciate ligament.

Our older son, Adam, tore his ACL during a high school soccer game. To repair the damage took surgery. So will Patti’s injury require surgery. Right now, Patti’s on pain-killing aspirin, or something, dispensed by her veterinarian. She’s sleeping a lot and when she walks, she does it gingerly. She mostly waits for Karen or me to lift her to a couch.

How did it happen? I don’t believe Patti was playing soccer, though you never know with these creative types. Maybe we’ll find out if she gets back to writing her column. So far she’s keeping quiet about the modus operandi of her injury.

We feel very badly for our little puppy. She’s set for surgery in mid-June, so that means another trip down-country and then a leisurely drive back North.

Six weeks of recuperation, the vet says, during which she will have to stay off that left hind leg once the orthopedic surgeon has worked his magic.

Luckily for the JOTR staff, Patti had penned columns before her injury. We will run them, but she’s made it clear to me through woofs and growls that she plans to put paws to keyboard again, possibly with a new awareness of the delicacy of life.

Drop me a line at joelthurtell@gmail.com

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