Category Archives: Queen Caroline’s Diary

Hors d’ouvre — oops, au revoir, Queen Caroline

Dear Diary, It’s been, you know, a week now since I sort of pulled my, like, name out of the, you know, ring. All those dumbo journalist types have sort of like tried to figure out like why did I … Continue reading

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Caroline’s diary — Training media

When the authors went on book tours, interviewers were instructed not to ask Ms. Kennedy any personal questions or pry into her family affairs. The New York Times, January 17, 2009, “In Book World, Caroline Kennedy is a Powerhouse” Oh … Continue reading

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My friend Maureen

Boy, Dear Diary, I was like blown away by that “sweet,” you know, column by my old pal Maureen of the Times. Wasn’t that a nice, sort of, column she wrote about my trying to like get anointed to be … Continue reading

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Diary of Queen Caroline 2.0

Oh, Dear Diary, Those canaille are at it again, you know, those gosh-darn newspapers, ripping into me as if I were some lowly, like, public servant. All because I didn’t, like, fill out a silly form. You know, the one … Continue reading

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