Monthly Archives: January 2010

‘Inverse truth’ and the Times

By Luke Warm Professor of Mendacity, University of Munchausen First of all, I would like to remind all students enrolled in this class–Mendacity 101–that our primary purpose is to find subtle, even invisible and certainly inaudible, ways of misleading the … Continue reading

Posted in Joel's J School | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

Bush-butts and two-leggers

By Peppermint Patti JOTR Columnist Don’t tell me about it, Sophie. I’ve got a pair of them myself, I know precisely how they are. They’re what you call youmens. What THEY call youmens. I call em two-leggers. Short for two-legged … Continue reading

Posted in Peppermint Patti | Tagged | 1 Comment

Here’s Patti!

Headline: CALLING THE ER VETS Sub-Head: PEPPERMINT PATTI IS A 14-POUND BALL OF FLUFF WITH AN APPETITE – FOR TROUBLE Byline: JOEL THURTELL Pub-Date: 12/10/2006 Memo: PLYMOUTH CANTON NORTHVILLE Correction: Text: She’s our $1,000 dog. Peppermint Patti was a gift … Continue reading

Posted in Bloggery, Peppermint Patti | Tagged | 1 Comment